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Other => Found it on the Webs => : Mordred June 05, 2013, 05:43:27 PM

: Is your son a computer hacker?
: Mordred June 05, 2013, 05:43:27 PM
This thing:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

is the funniest shit I've read this week. Incredbile... truly incredible.

Just to get you going a bit:
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD (http://www.bsd.org), Lunix (http://www.lunix.com), Debian (http://www.debian.org) and Mandrake (http://www.mandrake.com) are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system (http://www.lunix.com), invented by a Soviet computer hacker (http://www.goldeneye.com/julian/boris.html) named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix (http://www.xenix.org)", which was written by Microsoft (http://www.microsoft.com) for the US government (http://www.usflag.org). These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone (http://www.att.net).
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: vezzy June 05, 2013, 06:07:42 PM
Adequacy and Segfault used to be the big humor sites back in their day. Thankfully the stories are still archived for all to enjoy.

I remember the mild controversy that arose from Adequacy posting a joke article urging the metal band Anthrax to change their name following the 2001 anthrax attacks.
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: karsa June 05, 2013, 06:20:38 PM
This reminded me of an episode from that '70s show, when Eric's mom was reading a pamphlet called 'is your johnny high'. Had a good laugh, thanks. +1
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: namespace7 June 05, 2013, 06:31:04 PM
I used to read these ages ago. Thank you for bringing back the good memories.
+1
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: Pak_Track June 05, 2013, 06:46:17 PM
This some funny shit! +1
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: proxx June 05, 2013, 08:05:05 PM
Seen this before , its a good troll.
"Illegal hacker operating system"
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: Axon June 05, 2013, 09:30:28 PM
AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.


(http://strelec.tsk.ru/sites/default/files/users/user116/2921997-dafuq.jpg)
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: puddi June 05, 2013, 11:29:01 PM
i've been wondering for centuries what your signature represents
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: ande June 06, 2013, 08:22:08 AM
Pretty funny video "of the article": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLtXfsPqVQ
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: Snayler June 06, 2013, 10:25:37 AM
i've been wondering for centuries what your signature represents
You should read the "10 Science Facts per day! (https://evilzone.org/science/10-science-facts-per-day!/)" thread, as he explained it there. Sorry all for the off-topic.
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: Stackprotector June 06, 2013, 10:52:30 AM
I lol'd hard
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: Firo June 07, 2013, 07:43:02 AM
Amazing +1. Fucking loved #8

BSD (http://www.bsd.org/),Lunix (http://www.lunix.com/),Debian (http://www.debian.org/) and Mandrake (http://www.mandrake.com/) are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system (http://www.lunix.com/), invented by a Soviet computer hacker (http://www.goldeneye.com/julian/boris.html) named Linyos Torovoltos,
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: proxx June 07, 2013, 01:01:13 PM
Have you guys been under a rock for the last 5 years ?
This is old :P
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: hanorotu June 07, 2013, 01:41:01 PM
I lol'ed so hard.
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: vezzy June 07, 2013, 04:45:22 PM
Have you guys been under a rock for the last 5 years ?
This is old :P

5? This thing has been around for about 11 years now. People here need to get some internet culture.

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: proxx June 07, 2013, 05:18:39 PM
5? This thing has been around for about 11 years now. People here need to get some internet culture.
Lol its a saying here, or maybe thats just in my head, which kinda represents 'here' I guess.