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Community => News and Announcements => : techb July 24, 2013, 08:14:37 AM

: Dr. M0rph office has moved...
: techb July 24, 2013, 08:14:37 AM
Room 34C fourth door on the right. There are better testing equipment and a rhetorically inclusive form to fill out.

A change was in order, and Dr. M0rph, I hope you like the new installments. I upgraded the jixter, hope you like it.
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: Zesh July 24, 2013, 08:20:19 AM
And over time Room 32B will become old, creepy and dirty. Who knows what kind of Doctor will be hiding in there.
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: Kulverstukas July 24, 2013, 08:29:21 AM
It was about time... The old pre-war equipment, while it was working good enough, was not very pleasent :P Hopefully new equipment will be better :/
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: techb July 24, 2013, 08:50:04 AM
It was about time... The old pre-war equipment, while it was working good enough, was not very pleasent :P Hopefully new equipment will be better :/

I've seen things..... Try and keep the stitches you have, cause this is a whole new bag of bones and closets to keep.
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: proxx July 24, 2013, 09:52:41 AM
And over time Room 32B will become old, creepy and dirty. Who knows what kind of Doctor will be hiding in there.

Yes especially dirty, from what ive heard and those are probably just rumours ; the cleaning lady that was supposed the ensure proper hygene disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Nobody really knows what happened, the only fact that remains is a room that wasnt cleaned for an extended period.
The practises of which we do not speak-- they tend to be messy and leave behind a remainder or 2.

Im glad he moved.
Hope someone will attempt to clean from now on.
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: Axon July 24, 2013, 11:27:30 AM
I wonder how many anuses the old equipments examined?
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: proxx July 24, 2013, 02:10:09 PM
I wonder how many anuses the old equipments examined?

Oh yes I think more than the avarage  L.A. man-crack-whore
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: Pak_Track July 24, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
I would like to schedule an appointment with Dr. Morph. Hopefully, It will be better than the excruciating experience we had in Room 32B
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: Darkvision July 25, 2013, 03:14:25 PM
I would like to schedule an appointment with Dr. Morph. Hopefully, It will be better than the excruciating experience we had in Room 32B


excruciating? pft i would by far say the better word for it is "memorable". Frankly i quite enjoyed my stay. Also i prefer not to think of the old room as "dirty", it is merely filled with "character"(seriously those abstract blood-spray paintings are one of a kind, not to mention those beautiful "leather" lamp shades).
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: kenjoe41 July 26, 2013, 10:39:36 AM
Oh, thank God that old creepy fag finally got out of that drag-me-to-hell kinda room.
I feel relieved cos that room has been all in my night mares. It has been the demon haunting my life.
For whatever price, i aint gonna do anything that will land me into that new room. Ouwsh!
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: Z3R0 July 26, 2013, 12:53:44 PM
Don't be upset my precious pets. The Doc will return some day. In the meantime, I have left my belongings and new room/equipment in the care of my loyal colleague Ivan (lucid). The Jixter is currently being upgraded with a more diabolical design featuring a bleach-spraying bidet to address the sanitation complaints.
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: proxx July 26, 2013, 01:00:41 PM
Don't be upset my precious pets. The Doc will return some day. In the meantime, I have left my belongings and new room/equipment in the care of my loyal colleague Ivan (lucid). The Jixter is currently being upgraded with a more diabolical design featuring a bleach-spraying bidet to address the sanitation complaints.

I lol'd so hard over this , thats worth a +3 at least :D
 :D ;D LOL  ;D ;D
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: WirelessDesert July 27, 2013, 10:44:34 AM
Sweet, hey, did you fix that camera in too? Yeah, in the jixxter, and the roof.
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: lucid September 03, 2013, 06:27:12 PM
Don't be upset my precious pets. The Doc will return some day. In the meantime, I have left my belongings and new room/equipment in the care of my loyal colleague Ivan (lucid). The Jixter is currently being upgraded with a more diabolical design featuring a bleach-spraying bidet to address the sanitation complaints.

I hadn't noticed this post earlier. Oops. Ah well. As you can see I'll be keeping the old room relatively maintained at the request of doctor m0rph.

If only I could do something about these rats..
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: proxx September 08, 2013, 01:39:43 AM
I hadn't noticed this post earlier. Oops. Ah well. As you can see I'll be keeping the old room relatively maintained at the request of doctor m0rph.

If only I could do something about these rats..

We having rat problems again... damnit.
It could pose a potential risk as one might be left alone for a little while and the rats (having studied the doctors behaviour) could recreate similar tasks Dr M0rph practices.
The results could be serious.
Are we drifting off-topic?
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: lucid September 08, 2013, 07:41:00 AM
Are we drifting off-topic?

Not at all this is a perfectly relevant discussion. Perhaps we could send in a rat informant(a rat)  :P and get him to come to some sort of terms with the others..