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Community => General discussion => : techb September 16, 2013, 02:52:05 AM

: You got jokes eh?
: techb September 16, 2013, 02:52:05 AM
Post a joke or two or what ever, each post needs at least one picture with it. 1,2,3, GO!



Your such a whore, you've had the clap so many times doctors diagnose you with the applause now.

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: Re: You got jokes eh?
: Darkvision September 16, 2013, 10:02:42 AM
techb loves the cock so much that as a kid he refused to drink from any bottle BUT this.


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: Re: You got jokes eh?
: WirelessDesert September 16, 2013, 10:04:23 AM
FUCK!! Stupid internet dropped, Now I have to rewrite......


Ok.


One day a blondie walked up to her husband.
"I got $20 from a man in the park today just by climbing a tree."
"But he just wanted to see your underwear...
"Oh"


Another day the same blondie walks to her husband.
"I just got a free icecream from the same man!"
"Let me guess, you climbed a tree, and he just wanted to see your underwear..."
"Yeah... But I fooled him this time, I didn't have any underwear."




To Deque.
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
*Very long pause*




"Java"




A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and ask, "Can I join?", they answer, "Yes, naturally. Care for some onion?"


Last one, xkcd posted this.
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: Re: You got jokes eh?
: Axon September 16, 2013, 05:06:36 PM
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: Re: You got jokes eh?
: vezzy September 16, 2013, 06:29:20 PM
"Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’"

-- Unknown

"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."

-- Bjarne Stroustrup

"Computers are about making life easier in much the same way that the Republican party is about fiscal responsibility and a culture of life."

-- mister_borogove

"I think maybe the guy who invented C++ doesn’t know the difference between increment and excrement."

-- smcameron

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: Re: You got jokes eh?
: Axon September 16, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
History of aviation.  ;D

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: Re: You got jokes eh?
: kenjoe41 September 16, 2013, 08:53:40 PM
techb loves the cock so much that as a kid he refused to drink from any bottle BUT this.


(http://i42.tinypic.com/2130lt1.jpg)
(http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/gif-wtf-swimming-pool-688923.gif)
: Re: You got jokes eh?
: Axon September 16, 2013, 09:16:42 PM
Does this count?


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