EvilZone
Community => General discussion => : techb September 16, 2013, 02:52:05 AM
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Post a joke or two or what ever, each post needs at least one picture with it. 1,2,3, GO!
Your such a whore, you've had the clap so many times doctors diagnose you with the applause now.
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techb loves the cock so much that as a kid he refused to drink from any bottle BUT this.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2130lt1.jpg)
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FUCK!! Stupid internet dropped, Now I have to rewrite......
Ok.
One day a blondie walked up to her husband.
"I got $20 from a man in the park today just by climbing a tree."
"But he just wanted to see your underwear...
"Oh"
Another day the same blondie walks to her husband.
"I just got a free icecream from the same man!"
"Let me guess, you climbed a tree, and he just wanted to see your underwear..."
"Yeah... But I fooled him this time, I didn't have any underwear."
To Deque.
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
*Very long pause*
"Java"
A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and ask, "Can I join?", they answer, "Yes, naturally. Care for some onion?"
Last one, xkcd posted this.
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"Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’"
-- Unknown
"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
"Computers are about making life easier in much the same way that the Republican party is about fiscal responsibility and a culture of life."
-- mister_borogove
"I think maybe the guy who invented C++ doesn’t know the difference between increment and excrement."
-- smcameron
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History of aviation. ;D
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techb loves the cock so much that as a kid he refused to drink from any bottle BUT this.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2130lt1.jpg)
(http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/gif-wtf-swimming-pool-688923.gif)
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Does this count?
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