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Other => Found it on the Webs => : kenjoe41 September 20, 2014, 09:12:46 PM

: If programming languages were weapons.
: kenjoe41 September 20, 2014, 09:12:46 PM

C++ is a set of nunchuks, powerful and impressive when wielded but takes many years of pain to master and often you probably wish you were using something else.

Go is the custom made “if err != nil” starter pistol and after each shot you must check to make sure it actually shot. Also it shoots tabs instead of blanks.

http://bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming-languages-were-weapons (http://bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming-languages-were-weapons)

: Re: If programming languages were weapons.
: Rytiou September 20, 2014, 09:25:38 PM

This brightened my day up a little. Thanks for the laugh ken.

: Re: If programming languages were weapons.
: Black Raven September 20, 2014, 10:41:19 PM

Lol, made my day. Here's mine:

UUhhmm...

Binary shoots pure energy beams because... you know, everything that is compiled is binary? :P

: Re: If programming languages were weapons.
: kenjoe41 September 20, 2014, 11:52:19 PM

-1 because you can't drop binary even now. But i will take it when you get any cookies.

: Re: If programming languages were weapons.
: Phage September 21, 2014, 12:49:31 PM

Lol, I enjoyed this! Thanks.

: Re: If programming languages were weapons.
: Pak_Track September 21, 2014, 04:07:01 PM

Visual Basic must be a paintball gun :P

: Re: If programming languages were weapons.
: TheWormKill September 21, 2014, 04:10:45 PM

The Java one reminded me of a loop that ran as many times as it wanted without any changes in context....