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Other => Found it on the Webs => : Daemon September 14, 2012, 08:31:49 PM

: God has been found!! And his name is google?
: Daemon September 14, 2012, 08:31:49 PM
Lol so if your a super religious type who gets easily offended by "heresy" then you want to leave this topic right now. Otherwise read on for some good laughs and decently solid logic :D

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

Basically google is the closest thing to Omniscient that science can verify, google is omnipresent as it's everywhere at once, google answers prayers, google is potentially immortal, google is infinite, google remembers all, google can "do no evil" (omnibenevolent), google is searched more of then than jesus, god, buddha, allah, chrisianity, islam, buddhism, and judaism COMBINED. so google is an entity we can turn to in times of need. and lastly, evidence of google's existence is abundandt.

For more info, check out the links. To get prayers answered, go to google :)
: Re: God has been found!! And his name is google?
: Corrupted_Fear September 15, 2012, 06:27:56 AM
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, very nice find.

+1
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: p_2001 September 15, 2012, 08:32:42 AM
Boring... I mean really?...

it's not even funny :(
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: lifecabal September 15, 2012, 02:39:20 PM
LOL Guys who invent the proof must be genius.
: Re: God has been found!! And his name is google?
: HeRo September 19, 2012, 06:38:21 AM
Checkmate Atheists!
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: Conch September 24, 2012, 08:54:55 AM
Even the URL made me giggle.

"Church Of Google"  :P
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: inferno2 October 12, 2012, 09:42:46 AM
who is craze to say something like this ha daemon google is just a search engine  only a search engine nothing else
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: Kulverstukas October 12, 2012, 11:50:46 AM
who is craze to say something like this ha daemon google is just a search engine  only a search engine nothing else
No, I beg to differ. I think it's close enough to God, to be called a God.
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: Z3R0 October 12, 2012, 01:28:54 PM
Checkmate Atheists!
I must admit, the information was backed up with scientifically provable facts. No argument here. :/
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: EmilKXZ October 13, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
I personally think we are all [G/g]od. We hold temporarily the power of both creation and destruction. We decide when to breed species or to extinct them. Even when all that power is unbearable to our own weak understanding. It goes beyond to what we can rationalize, so we make use of it out of the boundaries of any "good or evil".

To my understanding, human mindset is not about "good or evil", is about "convenience", always crawling for the benefit/profit, and keeping away the damaging factors.

You're all just as god as I am, and viceversa.
: Re: God has been found!! And his name is google?
: Daemon October 13, 2012, 05:23:39 AM
Dude...chill. this isn't a topic for discussing our religious views. Its meant to show the church of google giggle to ourselves as we read the logic and realize its pretty sound logic. Its for laughs and to allow us to appluad at their creativity and cleverness. Please realize that not all of us enjoy having religious views thrown at us anytime the word God is mentioned. Keep that to the religion board and let us have our laughs, much appreciated man  :)

Not mad btw, I'm in too good of a mood to get easily offended haha. Cheers mate!
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: Polyphony October 15, 2012, 01:46:00 AM
When you read what it says it seems sooooo true  ;D definitely applaud the creators of the idea, as it is VERY FREAKING CLEVER xD