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« on: June 05, 2014, 07:09:43 pm »
Why I don't hate the NSA
According to Edward Snowden, the NSA is spying on us. Right now, they could be reading what I’m typing, listening to the clickity-clack of keys via my smartphone, which is sitting on the desk, and even taking pictures of me with my webcam. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, to be sure, but I’m not sure I really mind. Here’s why: there can’t possibly be enough people in the NSA to personally monitor all of my communications. In short, they have better things to do, like follow terrorists around, and so in my opinion it seems likely that nothing other than a computer bank will ever see my data. Given how preoccupied the NSA is with security, and the fact that all of my fellow hackers are unwilling to mess with the proverbial bull lest they get the proverbial horns, I feel like any data the NSA has on me is likely to end its life there, sitting on some blast-proof and armed-guard-protected server deep beneath the Arizona desert. It couldn’t be safer, and as long as the NSA isn’t using it against me, I couldn’t really care less. In fact, I would rather they have data on me that proves I’m not a terrorist than that they fail to have data on someone else who is. It may not be ethical for them to tap my data, but it keeps me safe, and really, I have nothing to hide – especially not from a computer. Even if I did have things I didn’t want the NSA to see, I would be a fool to not encrypt them.
Furthermore, it seems foolish to suppose that the NSA is going to come after me for anything less than treason or terrorism. That’s their job. They’re not interested in the fact that I still watch Barbie movies with my little sister. Furthermore, unless I’m a spy, and my guilt seems indisputable, I’m confident that I’ll get a fair trial in this country. If I disappeared, people would notice. Lots of people. And that’s the last thing the NSA wants. So really, there’s nothing they can do to me without losing face and potentially spawning an investigation into how they got their supposedly “incriminating” data without a search warrant. No, it is in the NSA’s best interest to leave me alone, and most probably you as well. They’d be foolish to do otherwise.
Given that the NSA has no reason to move against me unless I’m a terrorist that they can disappear without a major news event, I feel pretty safe, and safer for the fact that they are stopping terrorists with all that data. In fact, I even feel like I might want to thank them for it. If they ever change their attitude and start bullying Americans around, then it might be time to start asking questions. But so long as all they do is catch terrorists and sit on massive reams of data, what harm are they really doing? If no human being even ever sees my data, and the NSA protects it with guns and dogs and rocket launchers, what do I have to fear? This is America, after all, and not some Soviet dictatorship like Russia or North Korea. The freedom of the press, freedom of speech, and sheer impossibility of running a “secret police” operation with any degree of success make me confidant that the NSA is going nowhere with my data. In short, none of us has anything to fear.
P.S.: As one who shares the hacker mindset, I know this paper may be off-putting to many of you. I’m not arguing that what the NSA does is right or even justified (though those arguments can certainly be made and I am more than willing to listen), but rather that there is nothing to be afraid of. The government has more to lose by coming after any given individual than they could possibly stand to gain, and those in power will understand that. I encourage anyone with a counter-argument to stand up and give it; I’m always open to being proven wrong or incomplete in my analysis. Thanks for being a great community, EZ, and let the flaming commence.
P.P.S.: No, the NSA did not coerce me into writing this, nor did they pay me to do so. I have no connection whatsoever to the NSA. I just thought I'd get that out of the way before someone went and asked.