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This is a lotta fun if anyone got some time.

27c3 - Desktop on the Linux... (and BSD, of course) - Wolfgang Draxinger (+ Lennart Poettering)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdUmlGxVo0

Takes a turn.

Yeah and Android & iOS where running both a Linux & BSD Kernel too!

Repeat after me, there is "no such thing as a backdoor" that's why the Kernel is partially preconstructed in a "Binary" format & you may not edit the code the most you can do is write a module!

Did you notice how SELinux has now taken over all "Linux" projects including >> Gentoo doing away with GRSecurity and Bastille is no longer available in "any" Linux repository!

See: http://bastille-linux.sourceforge.net/

^ Hahaha, she wants it, and wants it hard.

*bones bends over, applies vaseline*

Let's look under the hood of Google!

Does this picture look familiar? It should it's the Google Cloud!

Where the internet "Lives!"

http://lsub.org/ls/figs/cloud.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/17/article-2219188-158CA78F000005DC-369_964x641.jpg

Software we made is being used by Bell Laboratories, Coraid, and other "first-level companies"

Translation for non-technical people - TIER ONE (1) PROVIDERS!

An just so your in the Loop it was code-named "Brazil" - Long before it got called "Plan9".

That is, as it should be the case with all software, our software works and can be used.

We have as a tradition using the last system we built to work and develop the current research system we are working on.

To mention some software we wrote, it includes;

Several operating systems (we refer also to their kernels, not just to some software you run on top of Linux!)
Several window systems (some of them distributed)
A couple of compilers and run-times for programming languages
Distributed data base engines (DBMSs)
Network protocols

After all, "if there's nothing to hide, there's nothing to fear!"

http://lsub.org/ls/projects.html

**SLURP**

Attack of the giant ANTS  **It's THEM!**

http://www.9gridchan.org/

9Legacy & 9Spirit

http://9legacy.org/

9Atom

http://www.9atom.org/

9Front

https://code.google.com/p/plan9front/

Vx32

http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/~baford/vm/

9 aka: Research Unix System 10.5 on the Brain! **Fuck System-bs-D**

BSDEMU or BSD Emulation is planned next!

As to this story shown in this Picture!

https://cms-images.idgesg.net/images/article/2014/06/googlessl-100310469-orig.jpg

I seriously doubt they had that technical parlence to pull that off without some help!

People should really just ask a geek or hacker nerd what the letters "GFE" stand for!

**A SPECIAL EVIL-ZONE RELEASE** Because we're all hackers and we're all alike, unlike "ioerror && all the developers that maintain Debian - tails" who appear to have never heard of Unix in there Life!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/UNIX-Licence-Plate.JPG

Just think how many years of head scratching and bug hunting you'll have once those ever so subtle bug's are inserted into the Gnu/Linux & BSD code base, you'll all be scratching your head for many years still to come! The "Elite" go to the top of the class and the "n00bs" stay on the bottom, it's a dog eat dog world after all...

The best way to describe it would be with an infograph of the "Kernel" showing that Grep / Sed / Awk etc all run from the "Kernel" space, hence the software is built into the "Kernel" not on-top of the "Kernel" and thats why the "Kernel" is only 130'000 lines long, in terms of Size unlike the Gnu/Linux Kernel that is over 130'000'000 lines long and is bloated with useless rubbish!

The design of the Kernel is totally differant and that's why when you look at this;



You should worry!

If people want to fork something, they should start here..

http://swtch.com/plan9history/

An to hell with the fact Lucent would end up owning it, I wouldnt care, I'd be just happy to see a "Kernel" that work's the way it was intended, i'd rather see "Lucent" end up owning it putting microsoft, apple & google out of buisness instead of spending the rest of my life listening to Stallman waffle on about freedom's and then get sued the moment you borrow something from the GNU! "Oh for Christ sake there are no backdoors in my Kernel honest!" ~ Linus Torvalds

Wait a minute, I sniff something.. I think it's called *BULLSHIT*

You can almost hear "BullRun" erm Stallman's voice echo across the vast expanse of Cyber-Space "Thats egregious I tell you, you've taken part of my code base and stuck and even bigger backdoor in it, it's mine I tell you.. MINE!"

"I'm pentesting or I'm bug hunting!" the next unix admin you tell that too, will silently think to themselves, oh wonderful another retard!

ANSI C
The Version of the C Programming Language standardised by the ANSI-Authorised C Programming Language Committee X3J11 and the ISO-authorised Committee JTC1 SC22 WG14.

Sometimes refered to as Standard C.

Designed to codify existing practices but also add new features, such as function prototypes to correct deficiencies in the Language. The standard revoles the differant rules for declairing data objects and clarifies certain long-standing ambiguous area's..

Such as C++, K&R & Posix!

Stallman is the long-standing deficiency and what's more he's a complete pain in the arse!

1984 was a good year, it was the same year that X-(KeyScore)-Windows rolled out of MIT!

"Wait a minute my new Kernel is coming, it's coming!" ~ Stallman

Yeah, dude's only been saying that for the last 31 years with a Maximum of three Kernel maintainers spread out across over 100 Open Source projects! Very efficient and not Lazy at all.

Such a confusing and misleading title.

Not totally we did cover DragonFly & HAMMER FS to begin with!

Before it started delving into pFsensor and netfilter! Almost completely missing anything to do with Linux and sticking with Unix, if it was Linux I would have mentioned PacketFence for all the good it does with Unix Datagram *erm* *cough* User Datagram Protocol.

Let's refresh the old memory;
UDP on Port 0
Root File Permissions on 0
Display on 0.0
CPU Ring set to 0

Good god man, there is no "spoon!" there is only a "fork" and it need's lots of polishing!

At least the maintainers where honest about it, "we gave it to those arseholes at berkley" and they did something "hackish" with the "Kernel" insert small tubby hippy with sandles talking about software freedom's over nyah --> Remind me again GNU stands for "is Not - WHAT?"

All those GNU users embrace far too much of Chairman Mao's ideology with there Philosophy "That there is only one way a Youth can prove themselves as a revolutionary, weither or not he's willing to intergrate himself with the masses!" and it's from those masses that all this hackology ideology seem's to spring out of!! Finding bugs in the GCC with the GDB debugger and all the software that was compiled with it, making a pretty penny for the afore mentioned GNU software that was all full of bug's to begin with!

Breaking down barriers such as social networking a new form of Socialism, Corperate Facism also known as Windows & DRM and finally the spirit of Community also known as Communism!

Hey kids, do you know what all the Unix admins call Stallman behind his back when he's not busy eating a cheese noodle from between his toes?

"Robespierre!"

Because he's always the first one to start screaming "Revolution, Revolution, Revolution - but as soon as the other guys want to have a long chat with him about his buggy compiler and the fact he's used way too much fsync he's nowhere to be found!"

The GNU project started promising the world the most awesome "Kernel" back in 1984 - (try not to think of Orwell) 31 years later & we're all still waiting in anticipation to see the benefits of it over the original, which just pardon the french "fucking" works!

/**Fetches all copies of Linux Journal Monthly & Copies of stupid Hacker Pentesting Linux on CD.. Takes them into back-garden, wedges them under the barbeque grill and sprays it all librerally with barbeque fluid.. **Light's Match & Throws** !Phomph **Goes and sit's down with a smug satisfied smile./

You will get bored with this little venture pretty quick... 9front isn't a viable operating system in this daynage from what I've seen...

No offense, but you've not seen much! Did you know it emulate's Linux? If that's what your more into or the fact it can use more than one protocol? If you think Linux is smooth and fast, then Rio and RC make's Linux look bloated and slow! Not to mention, that if you really wanted you can run any Linux program inside it! Like I said, you really should read and re-read the wiki about half a dozen time's, it's not exactly going to show you everything it does with one quick install and a quick fiddle. Looking for a more Windows looking Shell, try Inferno then all you type is startemu or if you want linux it's dwm & But it's down to you to replace your $PATH.

That's the bit that was actually in the talk at the chaos security conferance, when Jake said "We've never seen this protocol before, it comes up as heavily encrypted UDP emulating RC6 and seem's to be emulating apache but it's not really apache, we dont know what it is!!" LOL

I knew, whilst I sat there listening to his talk which you can find on YouTube at this link exactly what it was!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtQ7LNeC8Cs

Your firewall stop's most ICMP & TCP eh, but the question you should ask yourself is, does that mean it stop's 9P or Styx from climbing all over your sockets? Got a fancy card that need's a driver, nobodies going to just write one for you, that's the whole point, you have to write it yourself! An the beautiful part is it's in C so it's not like it's totally alien, even if it is from Outer Space! The first time people see it, they just "dont get it" it's a GRID computing platform, so if you put it on more than one PC, how many PC's are now under your command?

If you think TCP/IP is "SPDY" - SPeeDY, you should check out the size of that Socket Stream!

That's what I mean by a lot of "PWN" power! Insert North Korea across phiber optic cables --> here && *poof* 500'000 CPU's all going, "oh, you did that to Sony eh, well look what this can do to you!"

"With Great Power, Comes Great Responcibility!" an all of that Jaz! I bet you've got it now!

It not just some PC OS - it's a "Cluster" operating platform!

One about the Size of UTAH with lot's of water keeping it nice and cool!

That must be what they mean by a "Monster-Mind!" thats one big Hive!
"We are Borg! Resistance is Futile!"

Just because it says it's a "Hobbist!" platform dont be so easily fooled, all Unices, be it Linux or BSD all the way back to the God-Fathers of Unix are described as a "Hobby" operating system!

UDP - User Datagram Protocol, flowing all over your IPTables & ARPTables and right past your Firewall in an unstoppable wave - Who Has Blah-Blah-IP Address Range - Tell Blah-Blah-IP Address Range... Funny how UDP is actually an encrypted protocol that is a blast from the past, the "Gopher" protocol and it's all over your TCPDUMP logs, regardless of what-eva firewall appliance you have.

"isn't a viable operating system in this daynage!" I bet the guy's who spent there live's writting it - wish they had a nickle for every-time someone said that!

To be honest, I've looked at it, but it does say in Ken's resume your better off compiling your own version because you never know if someone will be tempted to do something "Stupid!" and to be honest, looking at filing systems and filing protocol's there's quite a range to choose from, there's OpenAFS, theirs ReiserFS <-- that ones a little funky, actually got hacked using that! Then there SFS from good ole Peter Guttman, which stands for Secure Filing System, then there's FreeDOS, so the choices are really out there for the picking! I'm quite partial to good ole black and white DOS prompt's with Arachne for a file manager, you've just got to remember to turn off the bit that says allow "Cookie" and as for PGPi back in the day PGP version 5 for MSDOS was quite all the rage and to date it's still got no vulnerabilties or at least that was the case until Symantic got there filthy little hands on it!. If encryption is outlawed, then only outlaws will have encryption ~ Phil Zimmermann. Oh and Windows 3.1 for workgroups used to be good, until it became 32 bit and they started shipping it with Explorer iexplore.exe & explore.exe by default. or as some people call it Shitty Shell! If you've got your phone handy you might want to run the ShellShock bash-bug vulnerability checker, because the last time I looked at the latest version of Lollipop aka: Android 5, thats still in there!

Way to cause global paranoia amongst a community of developers, Bash-Bug "what in that crappy Bourne Shell?", argh!!, lets eradicate bash! Somehow I dont think that the original Bash was the issue! But yeah looking at Ext 3, Ext 4 and UFS thinking, hmm, nice, so thats why my filing system has a "Lost & Found" folder!

Time to swap back to using browsers like: Lynx and Dillo, now I totally understand why Stallman doesnt browse the web ~ it makes your eye's bleed & it's bad for your brain!

You know when you go browsing the Job's section looking for Web-Developer wanted the last thing you expect to come across is USED PANTIES 4 SNIFF!

But somehow, I dont think putting a meglomanic "Kill Switch" in everybody's PC is the answer!



If TOR & Privacy is such a big issue because it attract's morons, then that's an issue that the TOR developers should solve, by closing TOR - I mean do people really believe that TOR is the be-all and end all of privacy and anonimity? Please! That just show's there ignorance! An if it's such a big problem, then parhaps, the TOR and Onion network's should be reserved exclusively for ADULT's that use real Unix & dont want to see Kiddo porn! Although it's kind of amusing that they would waste so many resource's on attacking the TOR network's when it would appear that there are still loads of site's in Foreign countries that host that crap openly!

Normally, in a normal world, what you as the poor recipiant would do, is contact support at abuse@host-name.com and then the provider tackles the problem, not some secret spy agency that want's to harvest it all.

It could all be solved so easily by adding a button that says report this node for "CRIME" and then that's the end of the issue! It's really not much to ask for, a way to black-list certain TOR exit's so they flash up in the clear to everybody for hosting either "Drugs - Guns - or Porn!" then everybodies happy and we can all get on with our lives! A black-list button that submits the site back to the TOR developers, then they can call the shot's on what to do about it!

I love that photo: "Will be sent in Zip-Lock bag for freshness!" ewww, nasty!

The wonders of Gumtree "Buy and Sell your Items and search the classifieds to find a Job in your local area!

Almost as good as the one on e-Bay that said "Buy my nagging wife!" only $20'000!

You sure as hell do not need the dark-web to buy "Drugs - Gun's or Porn!" most of those online pharmacetical companies and legitimate weapons stockist's will actually sell it to you with one phone call - it's called a "legitimate buisness transaction!" but it's funny because we all get to have a good laugh, watching them go this solves everything! Funny, how if I go for a ride on the Bus into the local town I can buy any variety of out-door weapon a budding survivalist lunatic could want, directly over the counter! No question's asked!

"Hi, there, yes I'd like to buy that really big sheath knife in the window! Oh and I see you sell razor sharp collectable swords and high energy bolt weaponry that goes through chainmail too!"

It's so epic to read on the news that after they read everybodies mail and after they perv over people on there camera's now they deploy armed guards fearing for there own safety!

Saying an attack is highly likely, pfft, what they mean is everybody's gone dark and started using the stuff of there worst nightmare's and started talking with each other in private and they cant thieve and perv over what they're saying to each other!!

Doesnt it make your heart-bleed!

Speaking of Kernel's "Hybrid" one's caught my eye of late, the only problem with regards to security is that vendors of products that make revenue from advertising would rather you didnt have any. I mean just look at the guy's listening to the idiots, putting backdoors everywhere, something that will have people reeling for the next decade, Bug's in Bash, Bug's in SSL and Bug's in X11 (24 to be precise!) an of late Linux itself on the recieving end as being an extremeist platform, save the children (pfft) hardly any of the idiots putting backdoor's into those system's have even stopped to consider that the very thing getting attacked is there own UNICOS. The systems, they rely upon for most of the digital forensics and decryption, if in doubt go look-up UNICOS online and read... It's the CRAY super-computer chosen platform, SUSE Enterprise Extremeist Linux! Then to make it better, there was contraversy surrounding BSD too with people offering idiots backdoors into it - case in point Gregory Peck!

If in doubt you've only got to go see what the former intelligence analyst leaker leaked to everybody.. Capabilities against Fat32 - Ext 3 - Ext 4 and UFS <-- that last filing system belongs to BSD BTW...

The way I see it is that platforms have been getting more and more secure as time goes by, this has resulted in the guys who've enjoyed thieveing information from everybody finding it hard and harder to do it and I dont doubt thats going to get even more tough as time goes by, people are not as stupid as they look, claims that it's only been happening since Bush are lies, it's been going on since the early 80's case in point 95, 98 and NT with _NSAKey in the Microsoft CAPI. Microsoft as a company along with there partners at Apple and Google are pretty much finished as a company, due to open source pushing them out the door, the result is they do what they do best and try to attack the very system they view as a threat to there business model with little regard for the fact that what they're attacking has further reaching implications than they can fathom. Case in point - Zimmermann himself said that attempting to thwart cryptography used to secure online commerce and banking leaves us all vulnerable to cyber criminals, when you buy stuff online, what is it you think keeps your banking details out of the hands of the crooks?

Not so easy to break into systems where the philosophy is many eye's make all bugs shallow but then you have to wonder about that when they leave the bugs going for as long as four years and dont tell anybody!!! Was it North Korea's fault Sony got pwned? I doubt it, I think the blame for that should rest squarly with the company that knew there product was shoddy security to begin with and then probably sat on the vulnerability in the first place.

Do you believe that all systems are vulnerable? I dont, because I took the time to go look up the standards and so should you. Ever heard of TYPESAFE? ANSI-C? Those are the standards that only one operating system has in abundance with rock solid security and it's not BSD although BSD is based on it! Research Unix 10.5 more bullet proof than fort knox an do you know why nobody use's it much?!? Because it's not designed for some imbecile with "pointy and clicky!". When Linus cough's the line that "Hybrid" Kernels and "Hybrid" filing systems are a "Marketing Gimmick", it's time to take a seat and shake your head, pointing out that custom "Hybrid" kernels and custom filing system's are the primary reason everybody is getting pwned because of one nation-states desire to spy on everybody else! Go research HFS+ and JFS and then go examine the HJFS filing system and see if you can figure out why someone would want to merge a file splitting protocol with the properties of JFS and you might be closer to the truth than you realise, especially when you type: man maps on the command line and read about how it download it's telemetry map data from the CIA database! Firewalls are so passe, it upset's people to find out, you never needed one in the first place!

http://ninetimes.cat-v.org/

250'000 CPU's x 2 due to duel core = 500'000 CPU cycles
1.7 Billion "Hacked" victims to date!
That's some serious "PwNaGe!" Power!