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this idea is just epic...
« on: August 14, 2013, 06:41:59 am »
seriously you have no idea how much i want to go do this RIGHT now.
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Re: this idea is just epic...
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2013, 07:08:31 pm »
LOL, but how would you carry your keys in your pocket? I don't think that would fit nicely. :)
Unless of course you always carry a bag of some kind.
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Re: this idea is just epic...
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2013, 07:24:12 pm »
LOL this is seriously awesome :D

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 07:27:25 pm »
I've heard that if you can get a thinner but strong screwdriver, and insert it into the ignition and turn hard, you can break the lock and start the engine. But this is achieved only in older cars.

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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 07:33:08 pm »
Cool idea, but it requires some machines obviously.

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 07:38:06 pm »
Would like to add, this would be great for self defense! You could keep it in a holster near your ankle or in a boot and use it to make a quick getaway :P Also, no more fumbling for keys.

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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 08:02:21 pm »
Would like to add, this would be great for self defense! You could keep it in a holster near your ankle or in a boot and use it to make a quick getaway :P Also, no more fumbling for keys.


You could also stick a dildo to the screwdriver, and use it as a weapon.  ;D

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 08:17:48 pm »
I've heard that's exactly what Dr. Morph gives to under 16's in Room 34C. I've never gotten one though...

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2013, 10:35:53 pm »
LOL, but how would you carry your keys in your pocket? I don't think that would fit nicely. :)
Unless of course you always carry a bag of some kind.


Drill a hole through the end round part gives you a strong bridge to hold a metal ring with to attach to other keys/key ring. problem solved :P


I've heard that if you can get a thinner but strong screwdriver, and insert it into the ignition and turn hard, you can break the lock and start the engine. But this is achieved only in older cars.


yes thats the point behind this pak, it LOOKS like you have illegally jacked the car. what the idea behind it is: you take a thin bladed screw driver JAM it into the ignition, turn HARD. this sheers off the pins in the tumbler and allows an older car to be cranked. Its also the down side to this fun little hack, electronic keys have a sensory chip in them that also sends a correct "signal" to the ignition, but you would have to cut that part off. Also useless for a keyless entry/start car. Still its a very original "key" this could also be done to a house hold key.


oh and my stick of ram is for cutting boxes/making my keys easier to find/self defense :P
ironic that between airports, and some places ive worked box cutters were not allowed to be used...but a stick of ram is fine! The only problem is after a goodly amount of time you start loosing ram modules. Been using a stick of ram to hold my keys/cut boxes etc since i was 16 or so, so around 12 years. only on my second stick now, but its lost a few modules. but yeah surprisingly ram is very strong.
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