Well...alright...so the ass-fuckery that you saw in the comments section on the ha.ckers.org post was about a guy named Turkish_OG who got busted for either botmastering or cc fraud. He then became an informant for the feds and had to target people on evilzone and 1nj3ct.
schwak13 was a guy named skullcandy on this forum, and he was a major fucktard. He went crazy convincing himself that the illuminati was following him because he knew "too much" From what I remember of this particular situation was Turkish_OG and skullcandy were both banned for being a snitch and the other being an idiot.
What do they have to do with a bicycle store and the history of evilzone? Evilzone used to have a 2 month period before Christmas where challenge sites were set up to prepare everyone's skills for....Christmas raids. That's right. Every year, hundreds of evilzoners would ravage the internet breaking into websites, and cause all kinds of chaos from defacements to dropping databases to pilfering e-mails/passwords. Turkish_OG, skullcandy, and a few others on the rsnake post recruited people for the 31337 evilzone christmas team.
'Twas the week before Christmas 2008, and all through evilzone, not a single skid was stirring...except for farse. farse was a 17 year old kid at the time. As per the Christmas raids, he chose to attack a website called singletrackworld.com. After he ripped the database, defaced the website, and taunted the admin, he then proceeded to wish all of the subscribers a "Happy Christmas" this led to a bunch of pissed off mountain bikers to seek help from other hacking forums to take down evilzone (if I remember right they were successful).
Then immediately after that, the original crew started fighting with each other, and the owner at the time (netspliter, the guy who started the DoS on sla.ckers.org) decided since evilzone was down he would start attacking government websites. This eventually led to netspliter getting arrested, turning the forum over to a guy named Odin, who lost it by getting hacked by joepie91, who lost it by getting hacked by ande (who came riding down from the clouds on a flaming penisbird).