Why the fuck would I want an HDMI port on my router? What a useless feature. In fact, every single checkmark that the "smart" router has over the other one is completely useless.
Bluetooth? Yeah I totally want my router to have bluetooth. There's a reason why it's a good idea to disable bluetooth on all devices that don't absolutely need it. Not to mention the fact that a router having apps is beyond idiotic. It's almost like they are trying to find ways to make routers more vulnerable on purpose. The fuck do I need an app store on my router for? I'm sure idiots all over the world will find this device so fucking cool and hip.
Do we really need a screen on everything? Humanity sucks.
EDIT: So, not gonna lie, I didn't even know what X10 RF even was. So I googled it. Here's what I found:
Wikipedia:
X10 is a protocol for communication among electronic devices used for home automation (domotics).
So.... basically.... we are now giving our routers the ability to control our houses. On top of that, we are adding tons of features that are wide open to vulnerabilities to said house-controlling routers.
Need I say more?