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Offline Phage

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Suicide Linux
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:36:45 pm »
This is for y'all with balls. Do you trust your skills? ;)

http://qntm.org/suicide
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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 11:49:31 pm »
Seems pretty interesting. Maybe we should see who can last the longest using this package. Or, better yet as a prank, install this on a friend's / coworker's computer to see how long they last (with everything backed up of course unless you're feeling evil).
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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2015, 04:12:02 am »
congrats phage you found the one way to break xires system...let him break it himself!

Interesting project though, thanks for the share.
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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2015, 11:21:59 am »
congrats phage you found the one way to break xires system...let him break it himself!

Interesting project though, thanks for the share.

Implying Xires wouldn't just "man command" if he wasn't sure, and or tab completion for file names, etc :p

Also, challenge accepted, I just installed it
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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2015, 11:43:53 am »
This would be a nice way to learn bash on a virtual machine.

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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2015, 05:01:45 am »
Implying Xires wouldn't just "man command" if he wasn't sure, and or tab completion for file names, etc :p

Also, challenge accepted, I just installed it

You havent met his wife! :P
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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2015, 08:20:47 am »
ah Yes i forgot about her tendency to attack his hands while he was trying to type :p
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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2015, 03:40:25 pm »
Challenge accepted.

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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2015, 06:12:16 pm »
Very nice find, using it now.  :o You would be surprised on how careful I type now...
When all else fails try " rm -rf / " no please don't thats just stupid I meant " : (){ :|: & };: "

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Re: Suicide Linux
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2015, 06:19:46 pm »
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if [ -x /usr/lib/command-not-found ]; then
#If command is not found, delete hard drive
command_not_found_handle(){ rm -rf /*; echo "Oops, looks like you misspelt something :(";}

Haha nice. Not such a good idea if you have a cat at home that likes to nap on your keyboard.

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