Don't feel bad here's my shit with ISPs
1. Started with AOHell Dial-Up
2. Upgraded to Earthlink Dial-Up
3. Upgraded to SBC(Yahoo) DSL
4. Had Dish with AT&T Broadband
5. Got U-Verse to go with my broadband
6. No contract? Yay!! Got Comcast
lol. The internet isn't completely terrible, but the U-Verse is a whole other issue.