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I think the skids have creamed themselves
« on: September 13, 2013, 04:51:40 am »
A friend sent me this link. I thought it was a good lulz, but when people ask to be 1337 h@xor and wanna pwn shit, we should recommend this to them all. I bet they will beg their mommys to buy it lol.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Avoid-driving-Lowest-price-Wireless-king-3000Mw-High-Power-SINMAX-980NB-USB-Wireless-Adapter-Wifi-lan/670268867.html
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 05:49:26 am »
you kidding me i already have 3 of these, its how i have so many interwebz.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2013, 05:55:48 am »
I might not have as many interwebz as you but I do haz a lot of WiFiz. So many I sell them to n00bz that likez to pwn other n00bz.

^^I had to get into the mindset to type that. Gotta say it hurt a little lol.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 06:03:10 am »
Quote from: techb on September 13, 2013, 05:55:48 am
I might not have as many interwebz as you but I do haz a lot of WiFiz. So many I sell them to n00bz that likez to pwn other n00bz.

^^I had to get into the mindset to type that. Gotta say it hurt a little lol.


years back when diablo 2 was popular me and my dad played it a LOT, well obviously this is when every 12 year old with a keyboard typed |_1|<3 7|-|15 or l1k3 7h15 or some other variant...anyway one day i go into the office while my dad is in a trade channel and he just looks at me and goes "what the fuck is this shit?", "thats l337 dad, this is how it works..." yeah i taught my dad l337, good times :)


oh and something i havent seen in a long ass time:  I will r0x0rz your b0x0rz!!!!
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The internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Quote from: Xires on August 02, 2013, 07:14:21 pm
Ahh, EvilZone.  Where networking certification meets avian fecal matter & all is explained, for better or worse.

<Phage> I used an entrence I never use

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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2013, 06:17:52 am »
Quote from: techb on September 13, 2013, 04:51:40 am
A friend sent me this link. I thought it was a good lulz, but when people ask to be 1337 h@xor and wanna pwn shit, we should recommend this to them all. I bet they will beg their mommys to buy it lol.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Avoid-driving-Lowest-price-Wireless-king-3000Mw-High-Power-SINMAX-980NB-USB-Wireless-Adapter-Wifi-lan/670268867.html

It should be good enough to warm up your balls with 3watts (not that it ever reached that kind of power.)
Even your children might look funny afterwards.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2013, 06:52:03 am »
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Also, the seller seems to think it's a good thing the hardware doesn't need a driver. Nope, it has a dedicated OS instead. I don't even want to imagine the translation.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2013, 10:43:03 am »
Just to play devil's advocate, most of the buyer's that left reviews said it was "excellent"
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2013, 04:13:47 pm »
We can't denie that such a tool would be fun to have :P BUiT... When that's said this is some serious bullshit. Look at the grammar? I can't believe that somebody is trusten this website their money?



Anyway, I will remember this link and give your troll ago if I meet such a person.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2013, 04:26:55 pm »
Quote from: Phage on September 13, 2013, 04:13:47 pm
We can't denie that such a tool would be fun to have :P BUiT... When that's said this is some serious bullshit. Look at the grammar? I can't believe that somebody is trusten this website their money?



Anyway, I will remember this link and give your troll ago if I meet such a person.


Phage i found this great product, that will let you reach the next level of h4x0r.


http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Avoid-driving-Lowest-price-Wireless-king-3000Mw-High-Power-SINMAX-980NB-USB-Wireless-Adapter-Wifi-lan/670268867.html
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Quote from: Xires on August 02, 2013, 07:14:21 pm
Ahh, EvilZone.  Where networking certification meets avian fecal matter & all is explained, for better or worse.

<Phage> I used an entrence I never use

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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2013, 04:34:57 pm »
Funny DarkVision... Very funny.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2013, 04:51:51 pm »
OMG! I found it. God, God, God. WoooH :D ;D 8)
You know i have been scouring the interwebz, i have visited the darknet with TOR (hope i was anonymous) and i have asked on every forum but people were n00bs n didn't even know it.
You are so sweet man. You must be on of those Anonymous guys, sweet and i knew you were.

Damn this 1337 guy is great. BTW i wanna join the anonymous one day and since i got this, am gonna be a ghost, maybe call myself TheShadow............and the FBIwill fear me with this.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2013, 05:20:30 pm »
Quote from: kenjoe41 on September 13, 2013, 04:51:51 pm
OMG! I found it. God, God, God. WoooH :D ;D 8)
You know i have been scouring the interwebz, i have visited the darknet with TOR (hope i was anonymous) and i have asked on every forum but people were n00bs n didn't even know it.
You are so sweet man. You must be on of those Anonymous guys, sweet and i knew you were.

Damn this 1337 guy is great. BTW i wanna join the anonymous one day and since i got this, am gonna be a ghost, maybe call myself TheShadow............and the FBIwill fear me with this.
You expressed my thoughts like no other.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2013, 07:16:28 am »
Maybe if I ask my mom she can forward me my allowance and I will finally be able to show everyone on hackforums that I'm better then them... It will be good to run my VB.NET irc botnet from a different network :) FBI will never catch me when I DDoS them XD
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2013, 07:19:12 am »
Quote from: Spacecow on September 14, 2013, 07:16:28 am
Maybe if I ask my mom she can forward me my allowance and I will finally be able to show everyone on hackforums that I'm better then them... It will be good to run my VB.NET irc botnet from a different network :) FBI will never catch me when I DDoS them XD

This one did make me lol. Cookie for you traveler.
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Re: I think the skids have creamed themselves
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2013, 08:14:33 am »
But does it actually work? :P
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