You got jokes eh?

[techb]

Post a joke or two or what ever, each post needs at least one picture with it. 1,2,3, GO!



Your such a whore, you've had the clap so many times doctors diagnose you with the applause now.

[Darkvision]

techb loves the cock so much that as a kid he refused to drink from any bottle BUT this.

[WirelessDesert]

FUCK!! Stupid internet dropped, Now I have to rewrite......


Ok.


One day a blondie walked up to her husband.
"I got $20 from a man in the park today just by climbing a tree."
"But he just wanted to see your underwear...
"Oh"


Another day the same blondie walks to her husband.
"I just got a free icecream from the same man!"
"Let me guess, you climbed a tree, and he just wanted to see your underwear..."
"Yeah... But I fooled him this time, I didn't have any underwear."




To Deque.
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
*Very long pause*




"Java"




A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and ask, "Can I join?", they answer, "Yes, naturally. Care for some onion?"


Last one, xkcd posted this.

[Axon]

[vezzy]

"Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’"

-- Unknown

"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."

-- Bjarne Stroustrup

"Computers are about making life easier in much the same way that the Republican party is about fiscal responsibility and a culture of life."

-- mister_borogove

"I think maybe the guy who invented C++ doesn’t know the difference between increment and excrement."

-- smcameron

[Axon]

History of aviation. 

[kenjoe41]

techb loves the cock so much that as a kid he refused to drink from any bottle BUT this.

[Axon]

Does this count?