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Offline sakthibruce

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Dating site for Dead people
« on: October 28, 2013, 03:48:49 pm »
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Finally, a dating site for singles who know how to get a life! Well, an afterlife. Okay, maybe some sort of in-between, nether-world, ethereal existence. But if you're looking for love, and you're dead, Ghost Singles is the site for you. Dozens* of singles have already joined, and the singles' chat is available 24/7 for your enjoyment. This is a free dating site, if you qualify, so don't hesitate! Join today!

 Please note: no marriages have ever materialized from Ghost Singles. Relationships, sure, but seriously, have you ever tried getting a priest to solemnify your unholy union? So don't bank on finding your spouse - just your match for eternity. Chat, date, and have fun with other post-life singles.

 Also, we don't accept the undead or living dead - no zombies or vampires!

 

http://www.ghostsingles.com/

Scare to sign up. If u sign up share ur experience .
« Last Edit: October 28, 2013, 03:49:50 pm by sakthibruce »
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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2013, 11:57:37 pm »
dufuq did I just read? A ghost mating website??? how is that supposed to work?

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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2013, 12:13:24 am »
Ghosts get on your keyboard while you're sleeping.

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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2013, 12:41:43 am »
Ghosts get on your keyboard while you're sleeping.


Damn thats kinda cool and creepy...
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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2013, 05:28:35 am »
Lolz this is a nice joke. However how does it really work?

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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2013, 06:18:58 am »
Not that I am really such a believer of ghosts and all but if they exists out of pure energy they are the perfects hackers :)
Hell maybe even partners.
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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2013, 02:16:51 pm »
http://www.ghostsingles.com/chat.php

go and chat for a few minutes lol its pretty funny
make sure you stay until it disconnects you


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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2013, 02:45:20 pm »
ahahahaha that's a nice joke.

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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2013, 12:56:05 pm »
http://www.ghostsingles.com/chat.php

go and chat for a few minutes lol its pretty funny
make sure you stay until it disconnects you

Very funny.  ;D :D
« Last Edit: October 30, 2013, 12:56:18 pm by Deque »

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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2013, 05:00:05 pm »
i was having a normal conversation when all of a sudden my keyboard got haunted. not to worry though, i sprayed some holy water and i got back into control.

Do you got a cool story you would like to share bro?

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Re: Dating site for Dead people
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2013, 01:53:03 am »
i was having a normal conversation when all of a sudden my keyboard got haunted. not to worry though, i sprayed some holy water and i got back into control.


We arnt n00bs here. We know that if holy water got anywhere near you you would combust.
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