First of all i will start this flame by stating:I'm smart enough to know i dont know linux well enough to do this to ANY newer linux system(hey i do know a few older methods, that i know for a fact were patched years ago...) so this is how i would root a linux system:
LEARN FUCKING LINUX SYSTEMS.
Oh my god. Thats fucking genius you say! How did i come by such a great idea you ask? Its how ALL of us learned to do this shit. We learned the base systems so we understood what the fuck was going on. People here dont just grab nmap and run it to pwn systems, we get nmap and run it because it automates a task that we know/understand and it makes it a little bit faster than doing it by hand, or coding our own. unless ofc it doesnt have a feature we want, then hey we code our own. I knew of nmap for 5 fucking years before i first downloaded it. yes 5 years. why you say would you not download a tool for 5 years? scared of it? no you fucking moron, i wanted to understand WHAT it was doing and WHY it was doing it before i ever so much as loaded it on a computer. In other words, when i loaded it i didnt need a god damn tutorial telling me what the modifiers on this or that command did, or WHY i would want to use them. i got it.
You do not seem to understand hacking, windows, or linux. Knowing how to load a program, or connect to a vpn is not exactly "high level" knowledge. its um whats the word for it? basic. yeah thats what im looking for, its basic level shit that a 5 year old can do. Now if you are actually interested, and i mean REALLY interested, you are going to have to go browse the site, especially the ebook section and learn a LOT of shit. I'm sorry but no one here is going to cuddle or coddle you. We got where we are in the same damn way, we sat down and learned it our damn selves. Now if you have a SPECIFIC question on something you dont understand but are trying to learn you will find this community a treasure trove and very forth coming. But we can not, and will not teach you "to compromise a linux box", we have (to continue the trend) "big knowledge" because we actually learned this shit on our own from books, from tinkering, and from head pounding our keyboards when something wouldnt go our way. You have done none of this, therefore you deserve none of our "big knowledge"
Its not often i can summarize something this long, in a sentence so short. Even less often that i can do it in one word, or even better, both.
Summary:RTFM.
p.s. uninstall every "tool" you have, you dont get them. DL them again when you do.