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Ok so here is the Deal
« on: January 26, 2014, 11:07:22 pm »
My mum and dad are always on Netflix when I am playing online games, I need a way to restrict bandwidth so that I continue with my 50ms ping and they get the shitty 300 I get when they are online.


I have tried QoS and most people dont find it to be very good as you still have a set width of connection strength. I am looking into firewall rules however I want to be sneaky about it. I dont want to ban it from the network as I could have done that by now and they would know that something was up.


My dad is fairly familiar with networking but if I can pass off the whole "we have bad internet" thing then I will be fine. Its almost like my router is downgrading my priority even though I was on it first. Surely they should get the bad ping and connection width.


As it seems they are now really pissing me off and they are using my PS3 to watch this shit. I'm working on a Netgear DGND3300v2 router.


Any help would be appreciated. This is the side of hacking I like. Screwing over your parents on a Sunday night XD

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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 11:44:58 pm »
My dad is fairly familiar with networking but if I can pass off the whole "we have bad internet" thing then I will be fine.

If he was "fairly familiar with networking", he would resort to diagnostics before accepting such canned responses.
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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 12:42:43 am »
My mum and dad are always on Netflix when I am playing online games, I need a way to restrict bandwidth so that I continue with my 50ms ping and they get the shitty 300 I get when they are online.


I have tried QoS and most people dont find it to be very good as you still have a set width of connection strength. I am looking into firewall rules however I want to be sneaky about it. I dont want to ban it from the network as I could have done that by now and they would know that something was up.


My dad is fairly familiar with networking but if I can pass off the whole "we have bad internet" thing then I will be fine. Its almost like my router is downgrading my priority even though I was on it first. Surely they should get the bad ping and connection width.


As it seems they are now really pissing me off and they are using my PS3 to watch this shit. I'm working on a Netgear DGND3300v2 router.


Any help would be appreciated. This is the side of hacking I like. Screwing over your parents on a Sunday night XD


I don't think you understand what a ping is...
You know a ping is just paket which is sent to a server and gets sent back to you. (The time it takes is called latency)
I don't think the ping will change just because you have got less bandwidth (well of course it will get slower when your parents use the whole bandwidth, but I doubt they are using all of it while watching a movie).

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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 01:17:55 am »
Guess what, you live with them. Chances are they bought you your ps3, your computer, the Netflix subscription, and pay the internet and electricity bills. So shut the fuck up and deal with it. Plus, like vezzy said, if your dad actually knows anything about networks, he won't believe your bullshit for a second. Hacking is not about abusing the people that love you and provide for you you little turd.

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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 01:26:13 am »
Unfortunately for you, this isn't the place for angsty teenage pricks. I'd be going now.

EDIT: Also, your idea of how networking works is silly.
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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 08:27:09 am »
 Yes, this isn't the place for lame teenage pricks as lucid pointed it out, but there are some options where you can resolve this problem.

 - Try to play online games when your parents aren't using Netflix.
 - Talk to your parents about this problem.
 - Kill your parents and flee to Latin America

If I were you, I would choose the third solution. You can thank me later  ;)
« Last Edit: January 27, 2014, 08:27:47 am by Axon »

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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2014, 09:23:47 am »
Why not join them for Sunday Movie Night? :) Nothing like good ol' family bonding time. Trust me, when you get out of the house and on your own for a few years, you'll start to wish you had spent more time with them as a teenager/young adult.

Maybe, coerce them into watching action movies, or a romantic comedy; hell, if you want to troll them, ask them if they'd be interested in watching some porn as a family :D

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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2014, 02:39:59 pm »
Guess what, you live with them. Chances are they bought you your ps3, your computer, the Netflix subscription, and pay the internet and electricity bills. So shut the fuck up and deal with it. Plus, like vezzy said, if your dad actually knows anything about networks, he won't believe your bullshit for a second. Hacking is not about abusing the people that love you and provide for you you little turd.

lol you have issues my friend, I bought my PS3, I bought my computer, you obviously didnt read the part where I said that they use "MY" (MY as in, i fucking bought it) PS3 to watch netflix.
 
Damn im surprised your lackluster IQ allowed you to find your way onto this forum

Why not join them for Sunday Movie Night? :) Nothing like good ol' family bonding time. Trust me, when you get out of the house and on your own for a few years, you'll start to wish you had spent more time with them as a teenager/young adult.

Maybe, coerce them into watching action movies, or a romantic comedy; hell, if you want to troll them, ask them if they'd be interested in watching some porn as a family :D

haha, porn as a family. Damn I can only imagine the awkwardness. But im obviously getting the vibe that nobody will help me with this.

Yes, this isn't the place for lame teenage pricks as lucid pointed it out, but there are some options where you can resolve this problem.

 - Try to play online games when your parents aren't using Netflix.
 - Talk to your parents about this problem.
 - Kill your parents and flee to Latin America

If I were you, I would choose the third solution. You can thank me later  ;)

Damn, you are quick to judge, well im guessing that since your levels of maturity are about as abundant as a seals chances to be a 100m sprinter I'm not even going to continue with bothering with you.

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Re: Ok so here is the Deal
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2014, 04:51:37 pm »
I'm not even going to continue with bothering with you.
Oh good.  For a minute there I thought I was going to have to deal with reading even more of your posts..

Glad I was mistaken.
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