It, in this case, is a Lenovo T420s. It's sleeker then I imagined, and so far it seems oh so perfect. Well I'll just post teh specs:
model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2520M CPU @ 2.50GHz
MemTotal: 8 gb
HardDrive: 300 gb
Wifi: Intel Centrino Advanced-N 6205
Pretty much all chipsets: Intel
It only cost around $400, and on the website it said it only had 4gb of RAM. I was very pleasantly surprised to find that it has double that! This thing was $200 less then my Asus which many of you have been hearing so much about, and it has double the RAM and a faster processor. Not to mention the fact that it's a Lenovo, so it's solid. I think my favorite part about it is that the network chipsets are all Intel. No fucking Realtek or Broadcom. Honestly didn't think that was possible. I checked online before placing the order, it's been confirmed that this laptop is quite linux compatible as per this link:
http://www.ubuntu.com/certification/hardware/201102-7326/Sure that's just Ubuntu but it is obviously linux compatible. One thing I did observe however, is that when I fire up a live Kali usb on it(Ihaven't installed a real *nix on it yet) it frequently disconnects from the internet and then reconnects within a few seconds. I am not entirely worried about it however. I've experienced problems like this before with NetworkManager as well as wicd. So I expect that when I install Linux on it and just use netctl or wpa_supplicant to connect that it'll do just fine. I hope so at least...
It came installed with Windows 7 professional, but I intend to wipe that completely in favor of linux. No dual-boot since I already have another laptop with a dual-boot. I'm thinking Slackware since I also already have an Arch box.
EDIT: Eh, unfortunately it seems that there has been a fair few who experience the same disconnect problem with the same wifi card. Bummer, however I'm still not all that worried. Seems just about everyone is running some Debian flavor, and almost all of these people are using Wicd or NetworkManager. I hate both these utilities and don't intend on using them. I'm hoping the issue won't be there when I install Slackware and use netctl. If it does persist, there's sure to be a patch out there I can use. I won't let a little wifi trouble get in the way. This laptop is too badass.