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Offline Phage

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Jewbuntu
« on: July 20, 2014, 11:24:16 pm »
Lol, it seems like the jewish people have their own distro.

www.jewbuntu.org
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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2014, 12:22:55 am »
Thats funny - hope you didnt actually fall for it though ahah


There is nothing but a static page, no ISO or downloads whatsoever.

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2014, 12:26:09 am »
There is nothing but a static page, no ISO or downloads whatsoever.
So this whole thing is just sarcasm?

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2014, 12:40:07 am »
So this whole thing is just sarcasm?

Yeah, very bad sarcasm. Kind of like how C+= was elaborate satire.

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2014, 12:52:37 am »
That doesnt mean someone couldnt fall for it. I didnt even go looking for a download page - I realized it was satire half way down - but someone with english as a second language may not - and they still might not go looking for a download page. Cause really - who would actually want a Jewish operating system if they werent Jewish lol.

Why would any self-respecting Jewish person use it in the first place? Lol.

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2014, 06:19:12 am »
It's cheap! thats why :D

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2014, 10:14:05 am »
Good one m8 you had me sides in Jupiter

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2014, 06:47:09 pm »
It's cheap! thats why :D

lol yeah I love how they keep reiterating that it is FREE!!! haha
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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2014, 07:47:54 pm »
Them jews gotta love this: http://ubuntusatanic.org/wallpapers.php
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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2014, 09:51:53 pm »
"Ruby devs do, in fact, get all the girls. No girl wants a python, but EVERY girl wants rubies" - connection

"It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law."

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Re: Jewbuntu
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 03:14:21 pm »
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Jewbuntu comes with Insecurity tools that were specially designed to encourage users to keep their system up to date. Instead of displaying a simple 'New Updates are Available message', it prompts you with - ' Go ahead, don't patch me, it's not as if I'm important enough to be hacked, and even if I am, what's the worse that can happen - so you lose a few pictures of the Grandchildren that you haven't sent you Mom yet, she'll live.'
Why wouldn't you love them!

EDIT: Holy crap, that site is Domain parking. Just making money from all that sarcasm.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2014, 03:22:24 pm by kenjoe41 »
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