the TRUTH behind the room 34b conspiracy and its coverup.

[Darkvision]

Im sick of all these government funded cover-ups. it is time for these kind of actions to be brought to light. "Dr. m0rph" i am onto you.

proof that room 34b is in fact NOT what we were led to believe.

http://evil-inc.com/comic/potty-training-6/

also note the correlation between the two web websites. "evilzone" and "evil-inc" OBVIOUSLY these sites are connected in some dastardly and sinister way. We will uncover the truth, you can not stop us!

[Rytiou]

Damn government and their stupid coverups. They are always messing things up for us. Let's just see what the doctor has to say.

[proxx]

ffs get this on youtube plz, beggin u.,

[shadowwolf]

The doctor can have some trouble deciding which of his "toys" to use

[lucid]

Um well, we at 34C deny any allegations of such mentionings. If there IS infact a cover up, we here at 34C, uh, aren't aware of any such... erm.. cover ups, and if we were then appropriate actions would be taken immediately proportionate to the provided offenses. I personally as Ivan, the doctor's assistant, am completely transparent on the subject and uhm.. and will emphatically clear up any confusion on the matter at an appointed time more fitting for the desired results and.... erm... we don't even.... I don't believe that... uhm.

No further questions.

[Darkvision]

Due to my diligent digging, and a few inside sources i have found out much more of this government cover-up/conspiracy! such as:

1. those "in the know" intentionally give out "coded slang" such as "/join #34c,0" in order to prevent the uninitiated from participating in the super secret activities that go on within it.
2. That the code phrase periodically changes (it used to be #34b,0).
3. The absolute TRUTH of what goes on in this room. But for this i need to show my facts. so onto my evidence!

So first off i "researched" this "Dr, m0rph". Note that NO college has this figure as a graduate! This means he doesnt exist! But then it hit me, OF COURSE he doesnt exist. he is a clue! so i "morphed" the two evil sites together, and came up with e-eville. Which is where we find out what nefarious purposes this room is put too! Its a ROLLER DERBY! Now that my chain of evidence is complete, and fool proof. (and full of proof as well) I shall be doing my duty as a citizen of the united states and starting a petition for the immediate impeachment of our current president for covering up this heinous breach of trust.

[Pak_Track]

We, here at the the NSA, have enough evidence to suggest that Dr. M0rph and his accomplice(lucid) were involved in selling human, and possibly, animal, excrement to extra terrestrial life forms from Mars.

[iTpHo3NiX]

34B does not exist. As the self proclaimed peont of the good doctor, my masters Ivan and morph are certified and only do experiments garnered by the FDA and PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals of course, not the knock off group) any questions can be directed my way and evil-Inc has no connection to the good doctor or his assistant Ivan.