Author Topic: Hacker scripts (Read 1055 times)

techb · « **on:** November 23, 2015, 04:16:50 am »

Found this via reddit. One of them golden nuggets you find only like once every few months or so.

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

Mordred · « **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2015, 12:36:33 pm »

That's hilarious. I'd love to be able to SSH into our coffee machine at work and make it pour me a hot one

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However, smack-my-bitch-up.sh is defo 10/10. Still laughing over here.

TheCrazyPasta · « **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2015, 01:29:24 pm »

That man needs to get out more lol .. That is hilarious.

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Darkvision · « **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2015, 02:00:09 pm »

I am having a hard time deciding which of those is funniest. Think the toss up for me is the coffee pot or his automated refresh script.

techb · « **Reply #4 on:** November 23, 2015, 02:30:36 pm »

The one that rolls back the dudes computer after the script scans his email is my favorite. The coffee one is pretty bad ass though.

Lenoch · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2015, 03:42:31 pm »

Lol this is like thewormkill in the future

"You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown..."

kenjoe41 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2015, 05:39:46 pm »

You missed the licence to get drunk and sleep through your hangover, me likes it. Sure iTpHo3NiX will like it.

Synfer · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2015, 07:34:46 pm »

Lol this is like thewormkill in the future "You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown..."

That would be 249% thewormkill, most of those scripts look like stuff he would care about doing 'cause he's wormkill after all.

0E 800 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:17:32 pm »

Im late to the party as usual. Very funny shit. XD

Architect · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2015, 05:03:00 pm »

Late af but lolol

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