best Programming/technical quotes

[Infinityexists]

Here is the few programming quotes i loved most :p

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald Knuth

ALL programs are poems, it's just that not all programmers are poets.
-- Jonathan Guthrie

MS-DOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight - it took over ten years of careful development.
-- D Meggins

I'm a hacker and proud - and no, that does not mean computer criminal, and if you think it does - go do your homework.
-- Eric S Raymond

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
-- FSF T-shirt

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[dataspy]

It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg”. -Bjarne Stroustrup

“There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.” – Jeremy S. Anderson

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that is a hardware problem!

Given enough time, I can meet any software deadline.