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Offline Wolf

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A joke:
« on: April 27, 2012, 05:23:59 am »
So a port 21, 25, 80, and a 110 walk into a port scanner; one of the four says "Ouch". Which one?
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 07:19:02 am »
hmm... I'm not sure I get it :( but if I had to get I'd say 80.
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 07:36:34 am »
..........did you create this joke yourself. I can't think of any thing. Port 80 is the webserver port, 21 is FTP, 25 is SMTP, 110 is POP. Ummmm....


110?
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 09:00:07 am »
Lol, sorry for my poor since of humor, it was my way of having the crowd decide what port I was going to try to go through on this run.
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2012, 07:50:43 pm »
lmao
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 04:03:59 pm »
It must be 110. Because it hurts when you POP! Get it? No?

LOL!
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 02:31:43 am »
Quote from: petermlm on April 28, 2012, 04:03:59 pm
It must be 110. Because it hurts when you POP! Get it? No?

LOL!

Thats all I could think of
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2012, 03:44:30 am »
21 = ftp = f**k the pike = OUCH!!!
25 = smtp = S & M Through Pike = OUCH!!!
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Re: A joke:
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 11:51:39 am »
Quote from: p_2001 on April 29, 2012, 03:44:30 am
21 = ftp = f**k the pike = OUCH!!!
25 = smtp = S & M Through Pike = OUCH!!!

Ah!! This one is very funny too!
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