Well I remember another thing. It is from a school.
I had this brainfucked teacher for IT. She didn't even know how to write in pascal or pronounce "boolean". One day we had an exam on computers and she dug up from God knows where these DOS programs that was made a decade ago for IT students to test their knowledge and shit.
I didn't perform well, because honestly - it was pathetic (and too old to understand) so at the end of it, the program crashed. Teacher, before the exam, said that if we close the window BEFORE showing to her the result, we'll get a 2 (10 score scale). So yeah, my program crashed.
But then I thought - she's stupid, maybe I can deceive her. And quickly shown her the fake error message through the CMD and said that these programs usually leave logs!, she told me to find them.
She believed and went away. I found some old IE cookies, copied some of it and changed a bit to say my name and the grade I got.
Of course it looked to her so bad-ass that she believed me and wrote the grade down.
This is just one of the better wins with that retarded teacher xD
Since so many seem to be going with their High School days i figure i will as well. The stuff i pulled in her class.....better yet i have feedback on some of it from when my sister had her 5 years later! such as if you so much as MENTION the word quake 2 in her class room, she writes you up and sends you to the office. You see i kept loading quake 2 on all the pc's so me and my buddys could LAN up and shoot each other during class, once every few weeks she would go through and delete it. Finally i got tired of this and loaded it, hid it, changed all the proper names of files so it couldnt be searched for, changed picture icons, went in the registry and removed it from the add/remove programs list, basically made it impossible to find unless you already knew where it was. Lets just say she does NOT like that game...
Anyway thats not even close to my favorite that i pulled in her class. Since we were on our own LAN separate from the school their was no central logs to worry about(not that i would of had to considering our admins loved me, we would hold after hour's lan partys in the library...or screw with students profiles etc. good times). Anyway this time it was a C++ class with the same teacher, and we had a couple of prepy kids who thought that i was in their domain still. they would do dumb little stuff like unplug my keyboard or mouse or send netsends with very original insults like "fag". after a few days of this i shrugged my shoulders and just batch filed them. for every one message they would send me i would send 10k back. lets just say they got annoyed.
Even better though the leader of this little group of two thought he was soooo smart one day sitting behind my desk "talking" to the teacher and watching my screen. see he was going to learn how to do what i was doing to him! So i purposefully bring on a fresh notepad, type very slowly, copy and paste the message very slowly, then very slowly save it as a .bat file.(even though i already had 3-4 hidden away on the system and no need to make a new one, i wanted him to batch file me so that when i stepped my game up it was deserved
) So right after he stops talking to the teacher and runs to sit down by his buddy and they start talking in a whisper and typing on their keyboards, sure enough 5 minutes later here comes a batch filed netsend. Which is when i implemented the next step: batch filing the teacher as his PC cussing her out. so now the teacher while having no proof in logs to show they did it, is watching them closely, so i keep batch filing them, but not as my pc, but as each others PC. so it looks like they are attacking each other. "hey man why are you batch filing me" god i laughed so hard.
Anyway after several days of this (them batch filing each other and the teacher) the dude just looses it in class. gets up and cusses me out, cusses the teacher out, and leaves. He damn near got kicked out his senior year, all because he decided to fuck with a hacker in his domain. To add icing to this delicious cake he comes in the next day talking to his buddy about how he is having such a bad day, he totaled his truck, was sick, and was 2 demerits shy of being expelled i look dead at him and just start laughing, hard. He gave me, to this day, the most evil glare i have ever seen in my life. then sits down and says nothing. because what can he do? or say? if he twitches wrong he gets expelled with 2 months to go in his senior year....
Which is a long way of saying. If your making fun of people for being smarter than you, dont be surprised when they out smart you.
