Which Should I Code These In?

[MGK]

Im looking into what i should code a r.a.t and crypter?
Thanks for all help, Advantages and Disadvantages to certain to maybe a few types of codes i might be able to use, if possible
Crypter:
Fud
Custom Injection
Custom install
Proactive defenses
Bypasser
Melt
fileBypass
FirewallStrong
Anti Vm
Auto Updater
Made to be uncrackable
Stealth(able to hide and not be seen on taskmanager)
Assembly changer (not trackable by AV)
Bypass UACWorking on all OSExtension
Spoofer
Built in scanner
Un able to delete rat
Stable and Versatile to work with all programs
R.A.T

Client Options- 3 default languages (English, Spanish and Portuguese) with Translator-
Change the interface (skins)- 2 options to manage your servers (windows or control center)-
3 options to have a desktop preview-
Work with all OS-And more...
Server Options-
Uninstall-
Restart-
Update and more...Extra options- Passwords (Firefox, Internet Explorer, Opera, Chrome, MSN, and others)-
Open website- Run commands-
Send files and run-
Download and run- Proxy (http and https)- and more...
File Manager- List files -
 Run files (Parameter, normal and hidden)-
Delete-
Move to Trash-
Download files -
Download Folders-
Send files (directly or by FTP)-
Preview image-
Set wallpaper-
Search files on your computer- and more...
Process Manager- List active processes - Kill or pause processes- and more...
Window Manager-
List active windows - Close, minimize, restore, change window title- and more...
Services Manager- List installed services (with information on each)-
Install- Uninstall- and more...
Registry Manager- Works as Windows Regedit-
Delete keys-
Create keys- Manage StartUp programs- and more...
Clipboard Manager- Manages the contents of the clipboard (text and files) of the computer (Ctrl + C)Devices list-
Shows all devices available on the computerActive ports-
List active connections (with information on each)-
Kill connections- and more...Command Prompt- Works like DOS windowsMiscellaneous- Restart, Shutdown and Log Off Windows-
Hide icons- Open and close CD / DVD- Pause mouse- and more...
CHAT- Talk directly to another computerMSN- Change MSN status- List contacts and emails active user [/size][/font][/color]

[Ragehottie]

Ummmm.... go for it.

[techb]

Ummmm.... go for it.

LOL +1.


Do it all in C, or ASM. Or better yet, go for BrainFuck. You will be uber 1337 if you do all of them in BrainFuck.


But really, locked cause this is so completely stupid.


On second thought, I wanna see everyone else responses. You will get a +1 if it is funny.

[EmilKXZ]

Not to flame you, because I don't like to flame (as I'd not like be flamed either), but I think if you really do have to ask that, you are not ready for such task.

If you want to start with something both easy and advanced, try Delphi (or Lazarus for that matter). You'll be amazed that your project compiles, even when you just clicked "New VCL Application" and did nothing. Then start building on the top of that. The RTL of Delphi is already helpful at being somewhat FUD.

Work with all OS-And more...

C'mon buddy, c'mon. Don't insult your own self.

[MGK]

I have 2 ideas for the crypter. I thought about using brainfuck(yes this is a real programming language) it will give me the ability to making one of the smallest crypters, maybe using a different esoteric programming language because it would render the crypter needing minimal refud because these languages are rarely ever learned. Of course there are also Jave and c/c++ i could use which are also very powerfull languages.


I dont think i can use an esoteric programming language for a r.a.t. I think the best language to write it in is asm or C++.


What are you girls/guys ideas on this?

[Ragehottie]

I have 2 ideas for the crypter. I thought about using brainfuck(yes this is a real programming language) it will give me the ability to making one of the smallest crypters, maybe using a different esoteric programming language because it would render the crypter needing minimal refud because these languages are rarely ever learned. Of course there are also Jave and c/c++ i could use which are also very powerfull languages.


I dont think i can use an esoteric programming language for a r.a.t. I think the best language to write it in is asm or C++.


What are you girls/guys ideas on this?

I suggest Chef. A very powerful programming language that I think would be perfect for a r.a.t.
Chef: http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Category:Chef

[Kulverstukas]

Fuck yeah man, I always code crypters in brainfuck and they are very leet. Though for bigger tasks I choose Chef.

[relax]

omg i just looked up brainfuck its truly an amayzing language...
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]
 >++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.
 >.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
go for brainfuck

[MGK]

would stay fud for ever not many people can program in esoteric  languages

[Xires]

I suggest Chef. A very powerful programming language that I think would be perfect for a r.a.t.
Chef: http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Category:Chef

Awesome.  I am SO creating an interpreter for Chef.  I may even create an x86 ASM <-> Chef converter.  Perhaps I could do Chef -> ARM ASM and create an Arduino-based robotic device to REALLY cook.  Is it sad that I can understand cooking better in a programming context than I can in a..umm..kitchen context?  Finally, Chef may bridge the gap between the languages of Geek & Vagina!

[pllaybuoy]

How the hell do you even code in brainfuck ?
I mean its all plus and minus just operators

[Xires]

pllaybuoy; look up "Alan Turing", "Turing Test" and "Turing Complete Languages" or "Turing Completeness".  I'd put in the URLs but I'm eating so...meh.

[pllaybuoy]

ya I did a research about it and realized how fail this language was
and here's a neat trick came in my mind to make my own language

Code: [Select]

//header file language.h
#ifndef mylang
#define mylang
#define START int main(){
#define PRINT printf
#define END return 0;}
#endif
now I can code in my language

like this

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#include <iostream>
#include "language.h"
using namespace std;
START
print("Das it main");
END


[Xires]

Remember that C is case-sensitive.  "print" != "PRINT".

[Snayler]

Or better yet, go for BrainFuck. You will be uber 1337 if you do all of them in BrainFuck.

LOL! +1
That reminded me of the COW programming language.

EDIT: techb, your karma now looks nice:

Karma: +123/-4