Well..
Me: Sitting in starbucks, testing my virus scanner i'm trying to create
A kid walks in, walks over to me and askes me what i'm doing
Me: I'm trying to test my virus scanner that I created.
The Kid: Your a hacker? Don't tell my mom, but I am too..
Me: What's your favorite programming language? I perfer java and python. Learning C++.
The Kid: Uhh, what?
Me: What type of "Hacking" do you do?
The Kid: i do every type. I even hacked into the pentagon!
Me: Sure, sure.. Go away now.