So, you're looking for a program to have internet access? I think it's called ISP :p
On a more serious note, if you're looking for a VPN/Proxy there are plenty free that work very well (logged of course).
If you want a fast internet connection you really don't have a option, you need to have some sort of connection, being Wired and Wireless the only options, in which wireless would require a powerful sender and receiver (GPS/Anthena connection) or Wifi (approached above).
Wired would mean you were connected to a modem (you can try to clone your neighbors modem and see if it works with both online, if so, it's solved.)
Let me tell you, I don't consider Social Engineering hacking, but it's great so you can "hack" your way in, for instance, start saying hi to your neighbors and eventually you will be able to go inside their home and "fix" some problem on their computer and adding your MAC to their network.