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Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« on: September 13, 2012, 11:14:29 am »
come on, anyone? all in good fun.
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 06:52:07 pm »
Awww shit.

Looks like, I'm the first in line
Guess it's time, for another rhyme
I wasn't ready, but I get it too
I'm the only one here, whose balls aren't BLUE!
So i'll step up and lay down the beat
Show these other bitches the taste of defeat
You can toss out rhymes all you like
But no matter what, you can't take my mic

 ;)
« Last Edit: September 13, 2012, 06:52:35 pm by Daemon »
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 07:24:59 pm »
I'm always down for a rap battle. I'll throw down some lines when I get sometime :D

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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 08:39:44 pm »
Awww shit.

Looks like, I'm the first in line
Guess it's time, for another rhyme
I wasn't ready, but I get it too
I'm the only one here, whose balls aren't BLUE!
So i'll step up and lay down the beat
Show these other bitches the taste of defeat
You can toss out rhymes all you like
But no matter what, you can't take my mic

 ;)
Oh, dameon how are you?
I really wanna know, that is true.
Because i need something to tell your mother
when she screams i miss you,
put you in a grave, thats what you get for being brave
no medal-no honor- no clap
Battling me is just a death trap
Untouchable when it comes to rap
All you do is talk,
I watch and learn like a hawk
This is my concern,
To who do i give your urn?
Because like immortal technique
you've crossed the point of no return
You don't know what your into
i'm a fucking demon
your no more important
then dried up semen
So go learn a thing or two,
Maybe bring a crew
Because to beat me,
its gonna take more then just you.
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 12:55:29 am »
Oh, dameon how are you?
I really wanna know, that is true.
Because i need something to tell your mother
when she screams i miss you,
put you in a grave, thats what you get for being brave
no medal-no honor- no clap
Battling me is just a death trap
Untouchable when it comes to rap
All you do is talk,
I watch and learn like a hawk
This is my concern,
To who do i give your urn?
Because like immortal technique
you've crossed the point of no return
You don't know what your into
i'm a fucking demon
your no more important
then dried up semen
So go learn a thing or two,
Maybe bring a crew
Because to beat me,
its gonna take more then just you.


You know chronic, I was born to strut
You walk around with a dick in your butt
But I love yyou chronic, you know its true
And since your chronic, I gotta smoke you
I'm sorry man, it wasn't in the master plan
But when kronic's in your face, its impossible not to have a taste
Then one taste turns into 3 or 4
Next thing you know your throwing the roach out tha door
I lit it up, smoked the chronic down
And in the process, burned your rhymes to the ground
Talking bout my mom, that all you got?
Like every other rapper, you need a new plot
Be a hawk, go and fly free
Cause I still got a gun you see
My time is nigh, I'm barely fucking high
Ill rise to the top and bury you lot
Ask for my forgiveness and maybe well talk
Talk about you allowed to be
Making me some mutha fuckin icees
Icee, right. don't that sound nice?
Makin me icees for tha rest of your life
Just give up, its over now
And I'm about to take my last bow

Edit*
Just to make it clear guys, I have 0 problems with Chronic X and as far as I know he has 0 problems with me. In fact, I look up to the guy in some ways. However, this is a rap BATTLE so naturally there's going to be a lot of dissing going on. Just remember, its all in good fun. Applaud our rhymes and laugh at our insults, cause when it comes down to it we don't mean a word of it. Thank you :)
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 01:36:51 am by Daemon »
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 01:58:33 am »
Haha, this is some sweet lyrics guys xD inb4 Evilzone album 2.0
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 02:31:10 am »


You know chronic, I was born to strut
You walk around with a dick in your butt
But I love yyou chronic, you know its true
And since your chronic, I gotta smoke you
I'm sorry man, it wasn't in the master plan
But when kronic's in your face, its impossible not to have a taste
Then one taste turns into 3 or 4
Next thing you know your throwing the roach out tha door
I lit it up, smoked the chronic down
And in the process, burned your rhymes to the ground
Talking bout my mom, that all you got?
Like every other rapper, you need a new plot
Be a hawk, go and fly free
Cause I still got a gun you see
My time is nigh, I'm barely fucking high
Ill rise to the top and bury you lot
Ask for my forgiveness and maybe well talk
Talk about you allowed to be
Making me some mutha fuckin icees
Icee, right. don't that sound nice?
Makin me icees for tha rest of your life
Just give up, its over now
And I'm about to take my last bow

Edit*
Just to make it clear guys, I have 0 problems with Chronic X and as far as I know he has 0 problems with me. In fact, I look up to the guy in some ways. However, this is a rap BATTLE so naturally there's going to be a lot of dissing going on. Just remember, its all in good fun. Applaud our rhymes and laugh at our insults, cause when it comes down to it we don't mean a word of it. Thank you :)
Daemon you might as well write your will
I'm gonna make your warm blood spill
This is my sickness, so ill
Coming at me must be quite a thrill
But you better chill before it goes downhill
Your fake like a fire drill
I'm real like a homecooked meal
Your a bitch, don't make flip the switch
Ill pull the plug
And put you in the grave you dug
This rap shit is a drug
Don't try to fuckin mean mug
Ill end you
So shut your mouth, I reccomend
Before you get yourself killed
I'm just to fucking skilled
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 06:32:59 pm »
Got sometime so I whipped this up :P

Chronic layed down the challenge
All in the name of fun
So I'm going to take up this handle
And let loose on the trigger
Of my thompson submachine gun

Letting loose with a 6 syllable flow
I'm a student of chun cho
Cold as an ice floe
Standing on top of this plateau
Looking down at y'all taking part in a dog show

Double meaning words
Near ass ryhmes
Living in the house of lords
Like old times
Past lives
Revives, survives
All your wayward swords

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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 10:59:36 pm »
Got sometime so I whipped this up :P

Chronic layed down the challenge
All in the name of fun
So I'm going to take up this handle
And let loose on the trigger
Of my thompson submachine gun

Letting loose with a 6 syllable flow
I'm a student of chun cho
Cold as an ice floe
Standing on top of this plateau
Looking down at y'all taking part in a dog show

Double meaning words
Near ass ryhmes
Living in the house of lords
Like old times
Past lives
Revives, survives
All your wayward swords
dog show? where do you get this shit
i dont think you even deserve my spit
your artificial as they come
i could beat you in a battle with just a hum

you wanna talk guns
you speak it, i live it
you aint got none
but hey, neither do i
cause im not that fake guy
saying how i got this and that
ill still chase you down with a baseball bat
you can turn around a pull the fake trigger of that gat
by the time your head will be splat
leave you there for a black rat to pick at

your nada,zip, zero
so stop trying to be a hero
you got a 2pac avatar
do you even know what any of his songs are
by the sounds of your rhymes, you listen to pop
not fucking hip-hop
talk like that in streets all you'll hear is
you a cop?
find you cut up at a truck stop

So sit down bro
don't try to match my flow
keep eating your vegetables and grow
because you will never be bigger then me
go watch some more glee
i got my mothafuckin rap degree
if you want, you can be my trainee
if not, heres the church key
pray for your life
that i miss with my knife.
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2012, 01:40:42 am »
Haha, this is some sweet lyrics guys xD inb4 Evilzone album 2.0
I told everyone that this was going to happen. Then when chronic came back I was like shit just got real lol


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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2012, 03:35:48 am »
Well I finally had some.time and inspiration, so time to continue!!

Cold as an ice floe?
Man, you wish bro
Your rhymes are loose
Just like your women too
Just ask Chronic, he's banged a few
Zesh, how you think you got them AIDS?
Chronic passes them out every day
Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
My B chronic, guess your secrets out
But its okay, we don't judge
Just because you like to pack fudge
And no that ain't a diss on the LGBT's
I'm a firm supporter of your community
And I'm sorry if I ofdended you
Its not my intentions to be unfriended, true
I'm just offensive by nature
I really can't be contained sir!
My thoughts so fast
They speed on past
Outhink everyone in the class
Speeding up
You wish you could keep up
The words be flying
Your head is dying
And every one of your brain cells is frying!!
Insane
in the brain
My rhymes don't ever wane!
They wax
Ans ggrow
I couldn't stop this flow even if I wanted to bro!!
*deep breath*
But now its time to step aside
And see what else you nukkas can write
Besides, I could use a good laugh
So step aside, thou shall pass
Everyone take off your hats
Here we go, don't let me down
Its his time now
Enter, the clown

* Daemon bows
« Last Edit: October 06, 2012, 05:18:20 am by Daemon »
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 08:55:54 pm »
Deamon,Daemon, Daemon
You got some guts son
I bet with the delayed reply you thought you won
But this aint done
You suprised me kid,
But your playing with fire
Your bravery i admire
But on a skill level, i'm higher
I'm better
I'm the seller your the buyer
Call me the supplier, spitting raps all over you
If you wanna step to me, go get a crew
Because i say Daemon, They say who?
You say Chronic they say, His true
You have no respect
And your accusations are incorrect
Your just mad because the ladies reject
The game you try to lay
You don't know how to play
Mad at me because i get what i want
And my swag i flaunt
You wanna make a girl your wife
But i'm fucking her, thats the way of life
And i aint giving her no disease,
She just say that so you don't wanna touch her
The only thing i transfer is money
No disease, no sick
Keep running your mouth 
And ill swing on you quick
I'm slick, lay you out and sell a brick
I'm real, i'm with dealers
They see me, They run
My fists made of rock, weigh a ton
I bet you feel outdone
Step to me you'll need a machine gun
Even then, ill come out number one.

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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 10:18:28 pm »


I got my gun
so you better run
I've taken the stage
I might try to contain my rage
but when I see your face
I get on the case
to smash your head in
though I know its a sin
I'm deadly I'm dangerous
you cant fuck with us
I've taken daemons side
you have been misapplied
I'll swing my hatchet
aiming for your head
but just think, soon you will be dead

lol I'm not very good but i tried lol :P
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 10:57:30 pm »
The pic of the gun just made it skidiot!!! Adds so much cred to your rhyme ahahahaha XD

Chronic, just you wait bro. I'll be back ;)
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Re: Rap battle anyone? Give it a go [text]
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 09:10:08 pm »


I got my gun
so you better run
I've taken the stage
I might try to contain my rage
but when I see your face
I get on the case
to smash your head in
though I know its a sin
I'm deadly I'm dangerous
you cant fuck with us
I've taken daemons side
you have been misapplied
I'll swing my hatchet
aiming for your head
but just think, soon you will be dead

lol I'm not very good but i tried lol :P

Skid, that's real cute.
Nice gun, but you'll need to learn how to shoot
before you step to me,
any man can pull a trigger
but my balls are bigger
thats why i can take my switch blade
jam it in your flesh, not afraid
wont pull out till your soul is displayed,
in your eyes, debt to chronic is unpaid
if you wanna dance with the devil
you'll have to get on my level
you picked the wrong side
my respect for you just died
now our egos have to collide
to be nice to you, i tried
now im pushing you aside
your nothing to me now
and to pull heat on me
not gonna be allowed
you'll be rushed by a crowd
So nice gun, but my black blade
ill get up close like a real man and your heartbeat will fade
Maybe you can get daemon to give you a band aid.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 09:12:41 pm by Chronic x »
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