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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2013, 01:08:32 pm »
Yes well since Steve Jobs died did you see their launch iPhone 5 ad? iPhone, the biggest thing since the iPhone. I mean really? How lame. The iSheep ate that shit up though. Wozniak was a rare genius and did the bulk of Apples innovating. However you will see the great Wozniak rocking an Android because he knows just how bad iOS is compared to Android. But then if you think about it, Android has been the more of a "tech guys" phone and that's what Wozniak is. The iPhones excel in being pretty and simplistic (just like all of their devices). It's great to get grandma on video chat because of how easy it is for them to work. It's also great for all those dumb bimbos because they aren't just tech illiterate, but just plain illiterate in general and the shiny interface and look attracts the whores. Apple is a recipe company, they take others great innovations, patent it, rearrange shit around in a pretty simplistic interface, lock it down, and feed the sheep.

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2013, 05:54:49 pm »
Yes well since Steve Jobs died did you see their launch iPhone 5 ad? iPhone, the biggest thing since the iPhone. I mean really? How lame. The iSheep ate that shit up though. Wozniak was a rare genius and did the bulk of Apples innovating. However you will see the great Wozniak rocking an Android because he knows just how bad iOS is compared to Android. But then if you think about it, Android has been the more of a "tech guys" phone and that's what Wozniak is. The iPhones excel in being pretty and simplistic (just like all of their devices). It's great to get grandma on video chat because of how easy it is for them to work. It's also great for all those dumb bimbos because they aren't just tech illiterate, but just plain illiterate in general and the shiny interface and look attracts the whores. Apple is a recipe company, they take others great innovations, patent it, rearrange shit around in a pretty simplistic interface, lock it down, and feed the sheep.


That's pretty much what I was getting at, just not in so many words :P

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2013, 07:26:40 pm »
BTW, I am still waiting for that one single reason why an average user (or even that guy who works as a virtualization architect by the way) should NOT use a mac and use windows or linux instead. One good reason.

How bout 65 reasons? Heres the most detailed list I've ever seen.

http://wanderingstan.com/2009-12-11/65-reasons-mac-sucks

And a few not so complete lists...

http://domainnamewire.com/2009/03/30/5-reasons-to-not-buy-a-mac/

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100909/files/1/mac_computer_01.jpg


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I get the distinct impression the mac is like that stunning blonde... Lovely to look at, you might even stick your dick in her, but otherwise, utterly useless, and not worth spending any quality time with.


But ultimately, you do have people trying to justify their extra money spent on looks and a brand name like skidiot said, or people who haven't encountered these issues yet and so pass them off as more people just making shite up to bash on Apple. Theres no convincing people who have their mind made up that Apple is worth it, so I've given up trying lol.

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2013, 08:31:18 pm »
Wow, this is a circlejerk of epic proportions. 

Now I'm starting to feel like I'm some sort of inbred moron for using the Touch 5, which is I'm sure what you guys would say.  However, it does exactly what I need it to.  Easily and conveniently.

Not everyone out there is a tech enthusiast like we are, people.  Chill out.  No normal computer user wants to go through the hassle of configuring and keeping up with Linux.  And some people just don't like Windows and Android.  That's their choice, their problem.  Deal with it and move on with your lives. 

None of us here like Apple.  We get that.  And yet somehow you guys are arguing with each other trying to convince each other that Apple is bad when you all already believe that.



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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2013, 08:46:33 pm »
Wow, this is a circlejerk of epic proportions. 


Which you voluntarily joined

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Now I'm starting to feel like I'm some sort of inbred moron for using the Touch 5, which is I'm sure what you guys would say.  However, it does exactly what I need it to.  Easily and conveniently.

Not everyone out there is a tech enthusiast like we are, people.  Chill out. 

If your not a tech enthusiast, then wtf are you doing on this site? Can you not read the logo at the top? Quality and quantity, not easily and conveniently. Ease of use and convenient access doesn't excuse a whole host of other problems, why do you think we put up with having to configure Linux? You think we like spending half of our day making it work properly instead of tossing back beers and fapping to pr0n? Well, sometimes :P
But honestly, I wish just as much as the next guy that linux worked easily and conveniently, but it doesnt. However, by taking the time to configure it properly I get a shit ton more out of it than I do from apple or windows. So what am I saying? Don't settle.

Why settle for the 4 when you can try and get the 8? Same applies to computers.

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No normal computer user wants to go through the hassle of configuring and keeping up with Linux.  And some people just don't like Windows and Android.  That's their choice, their problem.  Deal with it and move on with your lives. 

Where in this entire topic did we interrupt someones life, or insult them for liking apple as you have insulted us for disliking them? We have insulted apple, but not their users excluding the original topic who the post was made to make fun of. namespace7 defends apple and their products, and yet he still managed to avoid insulting us for disliking them. So why don't you chill out, accept that Apple blows and we don't like it, and move on with YOUR life.
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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2013, 09:01:36 pm »
Mac versus PC discussion is like Pirate versus Ninja discussion - full of skeptics that defend one over the other with never ending arguments.

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2013, 09:02:29 pm »
I'll concede that I probably should have left the "circlejerk" part of it out, but this thread honestly has become that.

You're making a lot of weird assumptions off my post.  I also never insulted you guys, outside of the circlejerk statement which I just addressed. 

Where did I ever say I'm not a tech enthusiast?  I said not everyone out there is a tech enthusiast, like WE are.  "We" includes me.  I'm a CoSci student in Uni, been into programming, security, etc since I was young. 

I'll clarify, since you hopped on me about the "easily and conveniently" thing.  I use my iPod for email, GPS, calendar, music, social media, pictures and video, games to keep me occupied in between classes.  It does all this great, does what I need it to do.  I don't need my 4" iPod to break into Wifi networks, do programming, etc.  You launched right into talking about Linux, so you basically compared Linux, a full-blown desktop OS, to my iPod as far as functionality.  Cool lol.  Nowhere did I say that my iPod is more functional than Linux. 

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Ease of use and convenient access doesn't excuse a whole host of other problems, why do you think we put up with having to configure Linux?

What "whole host of other problems" does the ease and convenience of my iPod open up?  Just curious. 

Also, yes, you guys have been indirectly insulting people who use Apple products this entire thread.  I'll point out the more direct "dumb bimbos" statement as well.

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2013, 09:02:35 pm »
Mac versus PC discussion is like Pirate versus Ninja discussion - full of skeptics that defend one over the other with never ending arguments.

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2013, 10:07:37 pm »
Let's not bring up Mac versus PC discussion ever again, because it gives nothing but raging discussion where one or the other gets insulted one way or another...
Evilzone is a community, damn it. We must WORK together, not FIGHT!

dumb bimbos use mac...
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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2013, 11:30:47 pm »
@Lykos

You obviously didn't read my posts in this thread, but I guess that's what happens when you're an Apple product user, you get into this mode where nothing compares to your beloved brick. I can do EVERYTHING AND MORE than any Apple device can do, cheaper, and more effective on different devices such as my Android phone/tablet. btw that's not an opinion, that's a FACT.
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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2013, 10:20:05 pm »
Sorry for the bump yo, but I just had to post this xD

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2013, 12:52:41 am »
I didn't watch the whole video after knowing it's 28 minutes, why waste 28 minutes on watching Apple products?. To much eye exposure to Apple products could cause permanent blindness.

Regarding pumping old threads...
Sorry for the bump yo, but I just had to post this xD

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple

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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2013, 02:17:53 pm »
God i hate apple fan boys. Over priced garbage with 0 innovation. Proprietary, constantly hacked with all your info going to the ev0l ppl, who then use your stolen data to rob you blind while apple acts like they havent been breached. grrr....I mean i get it their marketing was superb! but NOTHING else about them has even a shred of intelligence. just before the ipod came out their PC manufacturing side damn near had bankrupted them. but hey ipod/itunes saves the day!


so do they drop the consistently in the red PC division? nope! let it sap us dry...oh god we are soooo fucked again...uhhh let them use windows on it! yay were not AS deep in the red! uhhh still kinda screwed....iphone! yay we STILL barley break even on PCs.


Their computer side has been dragging them to their grave for well over a decade and yet they still havent figured out to just let it go. when their hardware specs could at least compete it was one thing, but they are no longer just behind the curve, they are stuck in traffic 10 miles back. between their business policies, second rate gear, and insane prices i just want to go all staby at "tech" guys who think apple is the greatest thing on the planet.


pft why did you bump this now im in murder mode. and i havent even ACTUALLY vented. if i was gonna do that id fucking enumerate it and make a god damn power point entitled "why my head exploded in a fit of nerd rage"
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Re: If ever there was an apple fanboi...
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2013, 12:57:47 am »
I've come to the realization that people don't fully read the sentiments that I posted on this thread. I realize my attitude towards apple will always be the same and I know that they do have good devices. Its the attitude of the company and the users that get on my nerves. I don't understand why Apple users have the need to say their device is better when they don't even understand the devices its self. They don't know a single difference between a CPU and a LCD screen. They can't even state what a Retina display is, however "its better". Albeit that may be true for some displays they don't understand why it's better, they were just fed that it's better.

When I first became an Android user it seemed like the first time I dabbled in Linux and I got excited. I started telling everyone that they needed to get an Android and to fuck their iShit, yes I was an Android fanboy, just as bad as any Apple fanboy. However over time I realized that Android comes easy for me, I'm used to configuration, modding, and hacking, however not everybody has that same passion for technology like I do. Is Android more innovative, yes, that's a fact but it doesn't mean that Apple isn't. Apple can take a brick, polish it up and it becomes a beautiful device that has people clamoring. Is there a problem with that? Absolutely not. Apples are made for the general public, a device that just works with few to no problems, why? Extensive testing and development and quality assurance. They release 1 device a year that the software speaks wonderfully with the hardware which makes for less powerful specs, but a more smooth user experience. It also helps with OS fragmentation, for example Google keeps throwing in new shit that Android devices 2 years ago could never use. They have a severe OS fragmentation issue. I remember when froyo was coming out, I had flash on my android phone while people were still rocking 1.5-1.6 Android. Some devices are still 2.3 (Gingerbread) and Honeycomb (3.0) was like the Vista of Android. ICS and JB are getting there but there are still devices on gingerbread that can't support ICS or JB. But do you see the issue, the people on gingerbread get stuck behind the curve, if they were on Apple, they wouldn't be. They get to use the latest features.

In the end, your device whether it be Android or Apple will depend on the type of person you are. If you're not tech inclined there's pretty much no choice but to get an Apple, an Android will be confusing and hard to use. Even if you are tech inclined, you may like things to be smooth and constantly working without having to configure it. How many tech guys use Windows over Linux because it's easier? Sure they may be dual booted with Linux, or have a laptop with Linux, but shit there's no denying the fact that Windows is easier then Linux. But then you have that group, that group where making your devices personal is required. If you can't mod it the way you want your device to be, look, and act, why would you want it? That is the place where Android really speaks, the ability to change every part of your device down to the kernel, that's the true reason Android trumps Apple. BUT if you don't have the knowledge, ability, or capacity to learn to do that on Android, then obviously it's not for you. There is no absolute "This one is better than that one" just "This one is better for me than that one"

That's where the problems arise, one is simply not just better than the other, its user opinion. Sure specs may seem better but that's not the only factor in deciding superiority. There are several factors that depend on people, not the device.

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